User blog:Porterfield/Terrible Trailers: February 2013



The Canyons
Ugh. The Canyons is so bad that they'd rather show pretty shots of Los Angeles set to music instead of a single scene from the movie. How are we supposed to know what this film is even about? Did they seriously think it would help by displaying Lindsay Lohan's name and Twitter handle?

Hansel and Gretel Get Baked
Hollywood depresses me. This movie is being released 3 weeks after the marketing frenzy and release of Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters, which got terrible reviews. What's even more depressing is that I'd rather watch this one. How much would I have to pay you to watch both of them in a row?

Noobz
I don't know which is worse, the Noobz trailer below, which features awful D-list celebrity cameos, product placement, and stereotypes, or the alternate trailer, a horrible. "The first indie film about competitive gaming." Hopefully, the last.

If forced to watch one of these movies, which would you choose? The Canyons Hansel and Gretel Get Baked Noobz