The Chipmunk Adventure/Transcript

(David) THE TAXI'S GONNA BE HERE ANY MINUTE AND I'M NOT EVEN PACKED. UH, HAS ANYONE SEEN MY TIE? YOU'RE WEARING IT, DAVE. UH, UH, THANKS, SIMON. DON'T FORGET YOUR MITTENS, DAVE. IT'S COLD IN EUROPE. OH, THANKS, THEODORE. (Simon) AND DON'T FORGE YOUR TOUR BOOK. I'M MARKING ALL THE GREAT CITIES YOU'LL WANT TO VISIT. GREAT, SIMON. NOW, LET'S SEE. SHIRTS, PANTS, OVERCOATS, SOCKS. (David) AM I FORGETTING ANYTHING? ME! [grunts] ALVIN, WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS A MILLION TIMES. PLEASE, DAVE, I NEED A LITTLE CULTURE IN MY LIFE. THE EIFFEL TOWER, THE SISTINE CHAPEL, THE LOUVRE IN ROME. THE LOUVRE IS IN PARIS, ALVIN. YOU SEE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THE LOUVRE IS. PLEASE. TAKE ME WITH YOU, DAVE. ALVIN, FOR THE LAST TIME. THIS IS STRICTLY A BUSINESS TRIP. IT'S JUST NOT PRACTICAL. BESIDES, I'VE HIRED SOMEONE VERY GOOD [tires screeching] TO TAKE CARE OF YOU WHILE I'M GONE. [car crashing] [cans rattling] OH. DID IT HAVE TO BE MISS MILLER, DAVE? (David) NOW, COME ON, FELLAS, SHE'S A VERY NICE WOMAN. YOO-HOO! I'M HERE. HELLO! ANYBODY HOME? (all) UP HERE! DAVE? BOYS? WE'RE UP HERE! WE'RE UP HERE! (Miss Miller) HELLO! HELLO! [yelling] WE'LL BE RIGHT DOWN. [car horn honking] WELL, MY TAXI'S HERE. I'M SURE GONNA MISS YOU, BOYS. (Miss Miller) HELLO! [all groan] [honking] JUST A MINUTE. DAVID, YOUR JACKET. OH, THANKS. AND YOUR TICKETS. THANKS, SIMON. THANKS, ALVIN. (David) ALVIN! [tires screeching] DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING, DAVID. THE BOYS WILL BE FINE. BYE, DAVE. BYE, DAVE. DON'T WORRY, DEAR. YOU'LL GET TO SEE THE WORLD SOON ENOUGH. (Simon) LOOK OUT ON THE LEFT, ALVIN. YOU'RE NO GOING TO MAKE IT. (Eleanor) BRITTANY. OH, ALVIN. FASTER, ALVIN. FASTER. HURRY. GO, ALVIN. BRITTANY. OH! [grunts] (Simon) LOOK OUT FOR THAT... SPHINX. AW, NUTS. SINCE WHEN DOES ALVIN LIKE PLAYING AROUND THE WORLD IN 30 DAYS? SINCE HE FEELS IT'S AS CLOSE TO A WORLD TRIP AS HE'LL EVER GET. (all) COME ON. HURRY. WE HAVE PEOPLE WAITING AROUND THE WORLD FOR $5 MILLION IN DIAMONDS, AND WE CAN'T GET ANYONE TO DELIVER THEM. WHAT ABOUT IVAN? (Claudia) OH, WE'VE USED HIM TOO OFTEN. JAMAL KNOWS HIS FACE. [coughing] [coughing] [whimpers] (Claudia) OH, SORRY, SOPHIE. WE NEED SOMEONE NEW. SOMEONE JAMAL WOULD NEVER SUSPECT. DON'T FORGET, DEAR BROTHER, LAST YEAR JAMAL ROBBED US OF $3 MILLION WORTH OF PRICELESS, PRECIOUS... (Klaus) CLAUDIA. ...GORGEOUS, SPECTACULAR... CLAUDIA. ...TO DIE FOR GEMS. [sobbing] [whimpers] THANK YOU, SOPHIE. [whimpers] [blowing nose] [snarling] OH, CLAUDIA, PLEASE. NOT HERE. (Simon) COME ON, ALVIN. (Eleanor) BRITTANY, WATCH OUT. NOISY BRATS. [snarling] (Theodore) GO, ALVIN, GO. TO THE LEFT, ALVIN. TO THE LEFT. LEAVE ME ALONE. (Theodore) WATCH OUT! THE CHIPETTES ARE WINNING. I HEARD THAT, THEODORE. YOU NEED TO TAKE THE SHORTCU ACROSS FIJI, ALVIN. OH, NOT THAT. IT'S TOO DANGEROUS. IT'S MY ONLY CHANCE. [thunder crackling] OH, BRITTANY, BE CAREFUL. OH, BRITTANY. (Simon) YOU'RE GAINING, ALVIN. [grunts] [arrows swishing] [growling] NO! [Chipettes cheering] (all) HURRAY! I WON. YOU'RE LUCKY THIS IS ONLY A GAME. YOU'D NEVER BEAT ME IF THIS WERE FOR REAL. OH, IS THAT SO? YEAH, THAT'S SO. IF I HAD THE MONEY, I'D RACE YOU AROUND THE WORLD, RIGHT NOW. [exclaims] [Alvin arguing] ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING? OH, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. IT'S TOO DANGEROUS. THEY'RE ONLY CHILDREN. EXACTLY. WHO WOULD SUSPECT THEM? NO, CLAUDIA, IT'S OUT OF THE QUESTION. [whimpering] LISTEN TO ME, KLAUS! IF YOU THINK I'M GOING TO LET YOU BOTCH UP THIS DEAL LIKE YOU DID THE LAST ONE... MUST YOU KEEP REMINDING ME? I UNDERESTIMATED JAMAL. IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. (Claudia) YOU BET IT WON'T. WE'RE DOING THINGS MY WAY THIS TIME. [growling] WELL, UNLESS YOU INHERI A FORTUNE, ALVIN, I GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW. (Klaus) EXCUSE US, BUT WE COULDN' HELP OVERHEARING YOUR CONVERSATION. WE WERE JUST WONDERING WHICH ONE OF YOU REALLY WOULD WIN A RACE AROUND THE WORLD. HMM, I WOULD. NOT A CHANCE. I KNOW. SHE COULD WIN. WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE A LITTLE WAGER? WHY NOT? I BET $1 MILLION ON THIS CUTIE. HMM. AND I BE ON THIS HANDSOME GENTLEMAN. $1 MILLION? UH, YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT? CERTAINLY NOT. WE'RE QUITE WEALTHY AND VERY BORED. ALLOW US TO INTRODUCE OURSELVES. MY NAME IS KLAUS FURSCHTIEN, AND THIS IS MY SISTER, CLAUDIA. [barking] AND SOPHIE. (Theodore) AND WE ARE THE CHIPMUNKS. A-AND THESE ARE OUR FRIENDS, THE CHIPETTES. [Chipettes giggling] THE CHIPMUNKS AND CHIPETTES. [growling] OH, HOW ADORABLE! WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY? WILL YOU CONSIDER OUR LITTLE WAGER? A BET LIKE THIS WOULD ADD A LITTLE EXCITEMEN TO OUR LIVES. WELL, I'M GAME. ME, TOO. (all) WHAT? THEN IT'S ALL SET. WE'LL SUPPLY ALL THE NECESSARY PROVISIONS FOR YOU TO RACE AROUND THE WORLD, AND THE FIRST ONE BACK GETS $100,000. $100,000? THIS IS FANTASTIC. [crickets chirping] (Alvin) COME ON, SIMON, HELP ME OUT. ABSOLUTELY NOT. I REFUSE TO BE A PAR OF THIS DECEPTION. OK, THEODORE, IT'S YOU AND ME. WE JUST NEED DAVE TO SAY, "HELLO, MISS MILLER, "I WANT ALVIN, SIMON AND THEODORE TO MEET ME IN EUROPE. BYE-BYE." IS THE TAPE RECORDER READY? I THINK SO. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DECEIVE MISS MILLER FOR A PACKAGE OF TUTTI-FRUTTI, THEODORE. 2 PACKAGES. WHAT COULD BE BETTER? AN ALL-EXPENSE-PAID TRIP AROUND THE WORLD AND A CHANCE AT WINNING $100,000. BESIDES, WE'LL BE BACK BEFORE DAVE GETS HOME. DO YOU REALIZE IT'S 3:00 IN THE MORNING WHERE DAVE IS? EXACTLY. HE'LL BE PUTTY IN MY HANDS. [David snoring] [car horns honking] [telephone ringing] [David groaning] [grunting] HELLO, DAVE? HELLO, ALVIN. ALVIN, WHAT IS IT? (Alvin) UH, I JUST MISSED THE SOUND OF YOUR VOICE. [groaning] UH, SO GUESS WHO'S IN THE HOUSE RIGHT NOW, DAVE? I DON'T KNOW, ALVIN. WELL, THERE'S ME AND SIMON AND THEODORE AND... MISS MILLER? VERY GOOD, DAVE. WELL, THAT'S ABOUT ALL I NEED. I--I MEAN, IT'S BEEN GOOD TALKING TO YOU, DAVE. BYE-BYE. UH, ALVIN? BYE-BYE. BYE-BYE. NOW, WHAT DO WE DO? WE EDIT THE TAPE TOGETHER, PLAY IT FOR MISS MILLER, AND WE'RE ON OUR WAY AROUND THE WORLD. NOW, LET'S SEE. ALVIN GETS THE RAISIN BREAD, SIMON GETS MMM... THEODORE GETS THE BANANA BREAD, THE ORANGE SLICES, THE CEREAL, THE BOWL OF YOGURT, THE PEANUT-BUTTER SANDWICH, THE PANCAKES WITH GOOSEBERRY JELLY, THE SCRAMBLED EGGS WITH TOAST... I WONDER WHEN DAVE WILL CALL US. AHEM. OH, YEAH. [telephone ringing] [exclaiming] I'LL GET IT. HELLO. HI, DAVE. WHAT A COINCIDENCE. WE WERE JUS TALKING ABOUT YOU. SURE, HOLD ON. MISS MILLER, IT'S DAVE. HE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU. HELLO? OH. [gasping] (David) YEAH, ABOUT... [Dave's voice playing backwards] HUH? IT'S NOT YOUR HEARING-AID, MISS MILLER. [chuckling] UH, IT'S A BAD CONNECTION. OH. UH. OH. [Dave's voice playing slowly] HELLO, MISS MILLER. DAVID, ARE YOU DRUNK? [grunts] (David) HELLO, MISS MILLER. I WANT ALVIN, SIMON AND THEODORE TO MEET ME IN EUROPE. PHEW. BYE-BYE. (Miss Miller) COULD YOU REPEAT THAT, DAVID? [exclaiming] [car door closing] (Alvin) KLAUS AND CLAUDIA WANTED US HERE AT 2:00. I HOPE WE'RE NOT TOO LATE. SIMON, I FEEL KIND OF FUNNY ABOUT TRICKING MISS MILLER. IT'S CALLED "GUILT," THEODORE. (Alvin) COME ON, YOU GUYS. (all) WOW! UH, SO, ALVIN, YOU FINALLY SHOWED UP. WELL, SOMEBODY HAS TO WIN THE RACE. MR. FURSCHTIEN, I BEG YOU TO CALL THIS OFF. [gasping] DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, KLAUS. WE'RE THRILLED TO BE GOING. [grunting] [both grunting] OH, SIMON, DON'T WORRY SO MUCH. [groaning] NOW, HERE ARE THE RULES. EACH OF YOU WILL BE TAKING A DIFFERENT ROUTE. AND TO MAKE SURE YOU TRAVEL COMPLETELY AROUND THE WORLD, BOTH TEAMS MUST DEPOSIT ONE DOLL [grunting] AT 12 DIFFERENT LOCATIONS. YOU'LL BE GIVEN THE OPPOSING TEAM'S DOLL TO VERIFY YOU WERE THERE. (Klaus) THE FIRST ONE BACK WINS $100,000. A HUNDRED... THOUSAND DOLLARS. SIMON, WHICH ROUTE DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD TAKE TO BERMUDA? WELL, IF YOU INSIS ON GOING, DON'T TAKE THE EASTERLY ROUTE. I HEARD ON THE NEWS THERE'S A HURRICANE COMING FROM THAT DIRECTION. UH, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ADVICE, SIMON. WHAT A LIAR. HE'S GETTING AS BAD AS ALVIN. BUT WHAT IF HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH, BRITTANY? OH, JEANETTE, DON'T BE SO NAIVE. HE'S JUST SAYING THA BECAUSE OUR ROUTE IS SHORTER, AND HE DOESN'T WANT US TO WIN. ON YOUR MARKS... [barking] PLEASE RECONSIDER. GO! [Simon sighing] BETTER GET IN, SIMON! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT? (Alvin) DO YOU KNOW HOW TO WORK THIS THING, SIMON? (Simon) NOT A CLUE, ALVIN. [growling] [both gasping] Gott im Himmel! [yelping] [screaming] [whimpers] WATCH OUT! HIGHER, JEANETTE, HIGHER! [crashing] HANG ON, SIMON. OH, NO. OH. [grunts] [sputtering] [gasping] [mumbling] WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING. WE HAD THE RIGHT OF WAY. (all) WHOA! [screaming] (Alvin) IN YOU GO, SIMON. OH... GRASS STAINS. STILL THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA, CLAUDIA? THEY'LL GET THE HANG OF IT. JAMAL WILL NEVER SUSPECT THEM IN A MILLION YEARS. [laughing] (Eleanor) BRITTANY, MAYBE SIMON WAS RIGH ABOUT THE HURRICANE. (Brittany) FOR THE LAST TIME, ELEANOR, THERE IS NO HURRICANE. [thunder rumbling] (Claudia) YES, THE COURIERS HAVE ALREADY LEFT. YOU'LL GET YOUR DIAMONDS. YOU JUST MAKE SURE YOU FILL MY DOLLS WITH CASH. [growling] [Klaus humming] OH, PLAY WITH HER, KLAUS. IT'S NOT GOING TO KILL YOU. [groaning] HEY, HEY, HEY. HEY... (Claudia) THE GIRLS' FIRST STOP IS BERMUDA. THE BOYS ARE GOING TO MEXICO CITY. (Man) IS SOMEONE ELSE ON THE LINE? DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. THERE'S NO ONE HERE BUT KLAUS AND MARIO. [Sophie barks] AND SOPHIE. KEEP IN TOUCH. OH, WHAT A BRILLIANT IDEA THIS WAS OF MINE! IT'S NOT OVER YET, CLAUDIA. WHAT COULD GO WRONG? [exhaling] WHERE'S MY COFFEE? PRONTO. IS JAMAL THERE? WHAT DID YOU FIND OUT? THE GIRLS' FIRST STOP IS BERMUDA AND THE BOYS... [growling] [yelping] [laughs] YOU LOSE AGAIN, MUTT. [laughing] [exclaiming] THIS IS ONE OF MY PIERRE CARDIN SOCKS. OH, KLAUS. MARIO, WHERE'S MY COFFEE? COMING, SIGNORA, PRESTO! [whispering] I'VE GOT TO GO. I'LL CALL YOU WHEN I GE SOME MORE INFORMATION. (Jamal) WELL, SISMAN, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE OFF TO BERMUDA. AND YOU, CUOMO, MEXICO CITY. [Chipettes groaning] [all coughing] (Brittany) WELL, THAT WAS QUITE A BREEZE. A BREEZE? IT WAS A HURRICANE. JUST LIKE SIMON SAID. YEAH, BRITTANY. WHY DON'T YOU JUST ADMI YOU WERE WRONG? BECAUSE, I DON'T THINK-- (both) BRITTANY! OK, OK, I WAS WR-- WR-- WR-- UH, JEANETTE, WHERE'S OUR FIRST DROP-OFF? [both sighing] WE MEET MR. ANTON ON THE FLYING SURPRISE. [frog croaking] (Theodore) AH! ISN'T RIO BEAUTIFUL? (Alvin) WE'RE IN MEXICO, THEODORE. OH? UH, THAT'S WHAT I MEAN. (Simon) UH, ALVIN, LAND THE BALLOON BY THE FOUNTAIN. LIKE I SAID, "IN THE TREE." YOUR FIRST DROP-OFF IS THE CLUCK N TACO. YOU MEAN OUR FIRST DROP-OFF. I'M ONLY ALONG TO SEE YOU DON' GET INTO TOO MUCH TROUBLE. HEY, THERE IT IS. (Theodore) THE CLUCK N TACO. [exclaiming] I'LL HAVE 2 CHEESE ENCHILADAS WITH EXTRA SAUCE, AND A TOSTADA GRANDE, OH, AND A QUESADILLA WITH A SIDE OF GUACAMOLE, UH, 2 CHILE-- THEY'RE CLOSED, THEODORE. OH, FELLAS! THE INSTRUCTIONS SAY TO DROP THE DOLL UNDER THE LITTLE SOMBRERO. [whirring] WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW! 1 DOWN AND 11 TO GO. A-AND ONE QUESADILLA. FORGET IT, THEODORE. [laughing] [guns firing] AND YOU THOUGH WE WERE GONNA HAVE TROUBLE. [all shuddering] [laughing] [all screaming] [laughing] THERE'S NOTHIN' TO BE AFRAID OF, BOYS. THE FUN HAS JUST BEGUN. IT IS OUR ANNUAL FIESTA! [I, Yi, Yi, Yi, Yi, playing] I, YI, YI, YI YI, YI, YI I, YI, YI, YI, YI, I LIKE YOU VERY MUCH I, YI, YI, YI, YI, I THINK YOU'RE GRAND WHY, WHY, WHY IS IT THA WHEN I FEEL YOUR TOUCH MY HEART STARTS TO BEAT, TO BEAT THE BAND [grunting] [Simon yelling] I YI, YI, YI, YI, LIKE YOU TO HOLD ME TIGHT YOU ARE TOO, TOO, TOO, TOO, TOO DIVINE [Simon continues shouting] IF YOU WANT TO BE IN SOMEONE'S ARMS TONIGHT JUST BE SURE THE ARMS YOU'RE IN ARE MINE I LIKE YOUR LIPS AND I LIKE YOUR EYES WOULD YOU LIKE MY HIPS TO HIP-NOTIZE YOU SI, SI, SI, SI, SI, SI, SEE THE MOON ABOVE WAY, WAY, WAY, WAY, WAY, UP IN THE BLUE SI, SI, SI, SENORITA, I THINK I FALL IN LOVE AND WHEN I FALL, I THINK I FALL FOR YOU I, YI, YI, YI [Simon grunting] SI, SI, SI, SI I, YI, YI, YI CAN SEE, SEE, SEE CAN SEE, SEE, SEE, THAT YOU'RE FOR ME OK, CHIPMUNKS, HIT IT! [squealing] WE GOTTA GET GOIN' WHERE WE'RE GOIN' WHAT YOU GONNA DO? WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO SOMEWHERE [laughing] THE THREE OF US AND YOU WHO WILL BE THERE, WHAT'LL WE SEE THERE WHAT'LL BE THE BIG SURPRISE THERE MAY BE SENORITAS WITH DARK AND FLASHING EYES WE'RE ON OUR WAY, WE'RE ON OUR WAY SO PACK UP YOUR PACK, PACK UP YOUR PACK AND IF WE STAY, AND IF WE STAY WE WON'T BE BACK, WE WON'T BE BACK HOW CAN WE GO, HOW CAN WE GO WE HAVEN'T GOT A, GOT A DIME BUT WE'RE GOIN' AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE A HAPPY TIME [all scatting] [gasping] [grunting] [all laughing] (Theodore) ADIOS, YOU GUYS! [telephone ringing] [panting] HELLO. MISS FURSCHTIEN. EVERYTHING'S FINE. (man) THEY MADE THE DROP-OFF RIGHT ON SCHEDULE. (Eleanor) BRITTANY, I--I REALLY THINK WE SHOULD JUST WAI UNTIL HE COMES BACK UP. (Brittany) BUT WHO KNOWS WHEN THAT'LL BE. BESIDES, WE ARE LOSING VALUABLE TIME. BUT WE'VE NEVER BEEN SCUBA DIVING. AND, AND WHO KNOWS WHAT'S DOWN THERE? RELAX, ELEANOR. THE ONLY THING DOWN THERE IS OUR CHIPMUNK DOLL. JUST REMEMBER THE TEAM THAT WINS GETS THE $100,000! [screams] [seagulls cawing] [shark growling] [Chipettes grunting] [all sputtering] [groaning] [gasping] WE THOUGH YOU WERE A GONER. ME, TOO. WE WOULD HAVE BEEN LOST WITHOUT YOU. I KNOW. THANK GOODNESS, YOU'RE ALL RIGHT. WHAT? [giggling] JUST KIDDING, BRIT. COME ON, YOU GUYS. WE'VE GOT THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE. [Off to See the World by The Chipmunks playing] FLYING THROUGH THE AIRWAYS MAKING THE RIGHT STOPS THROUGH A STORYBOOK OF PLACES MAKING ALL OUR DROPS SEE THE CLIFFS OF DOVER AND OVER TO THE RIGHT ARE THE SNOWY WHITE-CAPPED ALPS MAJESTIC, STANDING BRIGHT HEY, DON'T YOU KNOW THA WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WORLD WE'RE OFF TO FIND OUR DREAMS WHY ARE OUR HEARTS BEATING SO FAST? WHY IS THERE SUDDENLY A BRAND NEW HOPE INSIDE US THAT WILL SURELY LAST? HEY, DON'T YOU KNOW THA WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WORLD WE'RE OFF TO FIND THINGS NEW SO WE WILL FOLLOW EVERY CLUE JUST THINK, THERE'S SUDDENLY A CHANCE TO FIND IF ALL WE DREAMED IN DREAMS WAS TRUE [screams] [grunting] [groaning] JUST FLEW OVER SWITZERLAND DESTINATION SET HEADING NOW FOR AFRICA THE QUEST WE WON'T FORGET FACED A THREAT IN RIO WE COULD BE IN FOR MORE [gasping] AND NOW WE ARE DESCENDING I CAN SEE ITALY'S SHORE [camera clicking] HEY, DON'T YOU KNOW THA WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WORLD WE'RE OFF TO FIND OUR DREAMS WHY ARE OUR HEARTS BEATING SO FAST? WHY IS THERE SUDDENLY A BRAND NEW HOPE INSIDE US THAT WILL SURELY LAST? HEY, DON'T YOU KNOW THA WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WORLD WE'RE OFF TO FIND THINGS NEW SO WE WILL FOLLOW EVERY CLUE JUST THINK, THERE'S SUDDENLY A CHANCE TO FIND IF ALL WE DREAMED IN DREAMS WAS TRUE [birds chirping] [Sophie yawning] SIGNORA. [all groaning] THERE IS A LONG-DISTANCE PHONE CALL FOR YOU FROM EUROPE. WONDERFUL! [whimpers] [laughing] [barking] OH, I'M SORRY, SOPHIE. HELLO. THE GIRLS HAVE MADE 6 DROP-OFFS? GOOD. AND THE BOYS? (Claudia) WONDERFUL! (Claudia) GOOD. [barks] [laughing] [Sophie growling] DID THE SPOILED BRAT GET WET? DID THE RUG RA GET A LITTLE WATER ON HER? [laughing] [cap squeaking] [Klaus screaming] [yelping] [splashing] [sighing] [gasping] [bell ringing] [whimpering] (Claudia) THIS IS EXCELLENT NEWS. KEEP ME POSTED. [Sophie yelping] [gasping] OH, SOPHIE, YOU GOT WET! [Claudia exclaiming] [gasping] MY POOR BABY! [Klaus groaning] OH, KLAUS, YOU ARE SO RECKLESS! [sputtering] [exclaiming] (Alvin) I LOVE ATHENS. THE NIGHTLIFE, THE GIRLS, THE EXCITEMENT. (Simon) ALVIN, YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TO ATHENS. WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE A CITY I WOULD LOVE. [exclaiming] I'LL HAVE A LARGE ORDER OF COUSCOUS, A-AND 2 YALANCHI DONUTS. QUICKLY, PLEASE! [humming] [grunting] (Brittany) I SAW IT FIRST. BRITTANY! ALVIN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO ISTANBUL. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO CAIRO. H-HAVE YOU GUYS HAD ANY, UH, TROUBLE ALONG THE WAY? WELL, THERE WAS THIS GUY-- [mumbling] UH, WE HAD NOTHING BUT SMOOTH SAILING. AND YOU? WELL, ACTUALLY, I GET THE FEELING-- [mumbling] IT'S BEEN A PIECE OF CAKE. THE ONLY PROBLEM WE HAD IS CROWD CONTROL. WE'RE THE HOTTEST AC IN ROCK AND ROLL. BUT YOU DON' HAVE THAT PROBLEM, DO YOU? NO. SSH. SURE WE DO. [laughing] NO, YOU DON'T. [grunting] ALL RIGHT, MR. POPULARITY, HOW MUCH YOU WANNA BE WE CAN OUT-ROCK-AND-ROLL YOU? WE'VE GOT TO KEEP THESE TWO APART. [sighing] (Alvin) COME ON, THEODORE. OH, MY COUSCOUS! THEY'RE FOR MY 3 BOYS. I WANNA GET 'EM SOMETHING SPECIAL SINCE THEY'RE STUCK AT HOME. [David grunts] HEY, THAT LOOKS LIKE MY BOYS. [The Girls Of Rock 'N' Roll playing] [all gasping] SUN GOES DOWN, I'M JUST GETTING UP I'M HEADING FOR THE CITY LIGHTS RADIO BLASTING ON THE WAY TO THE CLUB GONNA ROCK THIS TOWN TONIGHT "YOU'RE LIVING IN A MAN'S WORLD" THEY TELL US BUT WE AIN'T GONNA BUY IT THE THINGS THEY'RE TRYING TO SELL US NOW 'CAUSE WE'RE THE GIRLS OF ROCK 'N' ROLL OOH! YEAH, WE'RE THE GIRLS OF ROCK 'N' ROLL ROCK 'N' ROLL WHOA, YEAH! THE CURTAIN'S UP AND I'M READY TO GO MY GUITAR IS IN MY HAND [yawning] THERE'S NOTHING MORE THAT I'D RATHER DO THAN PLAY IN A ROCK 'N' ROLL BAND WHAT WE HAVE IS WHAT WE WILL BE GIVEN HEADING FOR THE TOP, DON'T YOU KNOW WE'LL NEVER STOP BELIEVING NOW 'CAUSE WE'RE THE BOYS OF ROCK AND ROLL YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH WE'RE THE BOYS OF ROCK AND ROLL ROCK AND ROLL WE ARE THE GIRLS, WE ARE THE GIRLS WE ARE THE GIRLS OF ROCK AND ROLL WE ARE THE BOYS, WE ARE THE BOYS WE ARE THE BOYS OF ROCK AND ROLL [groans] [David groans] 'CAUSE WE'RE THE BOYS OF ROCK AND ROLL OOH! YEAH, WE'RE THE GIRLS OF ROCK AND ROLL BETTER BE BELIEVING THAT WE ARE YEAH, WE'RE THE BOYS OF ROCK AND ROLL ROCK AND ROLL YEAH, WE'RE THE GIRLS OF ROCK AND ROLL ROCK AND ROCK AND ROLL YEAH, WE'RE THE BOYS OF ROCK AND ROLL ROCK AND ROLL YEAH, WE'RE THE GIRLS OF ROCK AND ROLL I COULD'VE SWORN... NO, IT--IT COULDN'T BE. UH, THE BOYS WOULDN'T... WOULD THEY? ROCK AND ROLL AND ROCK AND ROLL I'M GONNA ROCK AND ROLL (Miss Miller) COME ON-A MY HOUSE, MY HOUSE I'M GONNA GIVE YOU CANDY COME ON-A MY HOUSE, MY HOUSE I'M GONNA GIVE YOU APPLE AND A PLUM AND AN APRICOT, TOO [telephone ringing] I'LL-- HUH? OH, RATS! COME ON-A MY HOUSE, A-MY HOUSE, COME ON HELLO? (David) UH, HELLO, MISS MILLER? OH, DAVID. I'M JUST CALLING TO SEE HOW EVERYTHING IS. (Miss Miller) OH, EVERYTHING IS FINE. IT'S QUIET AS A MOUSE AROUND HERE. ALVIN'S BEHAVING HIMSELF? HE IS? WELL, THAT'S GOOD. UH, COULD I TALK TO THE BOYS? WELL, I DON'T SEE WHY NOT. UH, IS ALVIN AVAILABLE? AVAILABLE FOR WHAT? TO TALK. WELL, HOW SHOULD I KNOW? UH, LOOK, MISS MILLER, I JUST CALLED TO SEE IF EVERYTHING WAS ALL RIGHT. EVERYTHING'S FINE, DAVID. WELL, GIVE THE BOYS MY LOVE. WHY DON'T YOU GIVE THEM YOUR LOVE? WELL, ARE THEY AVAILABLE? AVAILABLE FOR WHAT? NEVER MIND. UH, NICE TALKING TO YOU, MISS MILLER. YOU, TOO, DAVID. AND DAVID, GET SOME REST, WILL YOU? [David hangs up] OH, THAT POOR MAN IS LOSING HIS MARBLES. COME ON-A MY HOUSE, MY HOUSE I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A FIG AND A DATE AND A RAISIN A-CAKE YOU IMBECILES, I ASK YOU TO TAKE CANDY FROM A BABY AND YOU FAIL ME! I CAN SEE I NEED BIGGER, TOUGHER MEN, TO HANDLE THIS JOB. [exclaims] JUST A FEW MORE DROP-OFFS AND WE'RE FINISHED. THERE THEY ARE. JUST AS JAMAL DESCRIBED THEM. COME ON, LET US GO. WELL, THIS NEXT DROP-OFF IN EGYPT SHOULD BE A SNAP. [gasping] [grunting] OH! [grunts] [grunts] [grunting] [exclaims] [groaning] [bellowing] WHOA! [groaning] [grunts] [gasping] THIS HAPPENS TO BE MY FAVORITE DRESS, JEANETTE. [all gasping] (all) UH-OH! (Brittany) IF YOU DON' PUT ME DOWN IMMEDIATELY, I'M GONNA GET VERY, VERY ROUGH WITH YOU. (doll) I WILL RULE THE WORLD. SIR. OH, NO, YOU WON'T. I WILL RULE THE WORLD. [laughing] (man) WE HAVE THE GIRLS AND THEIR DOLLS. GOOD. (Brittany) I MEAN IT, BUSTER! [grunting] LET ME GO! [laughing] CONTACT JAMAL. TELL HIM HE CAN HAVE THE DOLLS, BUT I WANT THE GIRLS. BUT JAMAL SPECIFICALLY ORDERED THE GIRLS TO BE RETURNED. I DO NOT TAKE ORDERS FROM JAMAL. I AM DOING HIM A FAVOR. AND AS PAYMENT, I KEEP THE GIRLS. UH, DREAM ON, TINY TIM. (Prince) PREPARE FOR THE ENGAGEMENT CEREMONY. IN 10 YEARS, I WILL MAKE HER ONE OF MY WIVES. ONE OF YOUR WIVES? OH! [laughing] EXCUSE ME, SIR. BUT, UH, YOU WOULDN' WANNA MARRY BRITTANY. SHE'S... WELL, SHE'S VERY DIFFICULT. AND SHE 'S NOT VERY TIDY. AND HER COOKING IS ATROCIOUS. AND SHE SPENDS MONEY LIKE A DRUNKEN SAILOR. AND--AND WHEN SHE DOESN' GET HER WAY-- THAT'S ENOUGH, YOU GUYS! THE CEREMONY WILL TAKE PLACE PROMPTLY AT DAWN. [gasping] OH! IF YOU THINK I'M GONNA MARRY THAT PINT-SIZED TWERP, YOU'RE NUTS! [laughing] PINT-SIZED TWERP. [laughing] I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT. WHAT IS A TWERP? (Brittany) YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. I DON'T CARE HOW IMPORTANT HE IS, HOW POWERFUL HE IS, HOW RICH HE IS. [chuckling] BY THE WAY, UH, HOW RICH IS HE? [bell gonging] AN ENGAGEMENT PRESEN FROM THE SHEIK. ALL THE WAY FROM THE SOUTH POLE. HAVE A PLEASANT NIGHT. [Jeanette exclaiming] A BABY PENGUIN! [squawks] OH. HOW CUTE. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO DIAMONDS AND RUBIES? [penguin squealing] OH. [screeching] IT'S OK, LITTLE FELLA. I'M NOT GONNA HURT YOU. OH, YOU MISS YOUR MAMA AND PAPA, HUH? [sobbing] THE POOR LITTLE THING IS HOMESICK. I'M NOT EXACTLY THRILLED TO BE HERE MYSELF, JEANETTE! WE'VE GOT TO FIND OUR DOLLS AND GET OUT OF HERE! YOU TWO GO AHEAD, I-I-I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. [gasping] [exclaims] WHY DON'T YOU JUST ANNOUNCE WE'RE MAKING OUR ESCAPE, JEANETTE? [snakes hissing] [gasps] OH, NO. HOW DO WE GET OUR DOLLS? [hissing] UH, WE DON'T. WAIT A MINUTE. YOU-YOU'VE HEARD OF SNAKE CHARMERS, RIGHT? WELL, LET'S CHARM 'EM. HONEY, YOU'RE A SWEET THING AND YOU LOOK SO FINE ALL I EVER WANTED IS TO MAKE YOU MINE GIVE ME A CLUE TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO DO TO GET LUCKY WITH YOU? [hissing] BOY, I REALLY LOVE YOU WITH MY HEART AND SOUL HONEY, WON'T YOU TAKE ME WHERE I WANT TO GO? GIVE ME A CLUE TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO DO TO GET LUCKY WITH YOU GETTING LUCKY, HMM, GETTING LUCKY IT'S REALLY WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT GETTING LUCKY, HMM, GETTING LUCKY IT'S SOMETHING I CAN'T DO WITHOUT HONEY, I'VE BEEN WAITING WAITING PATIENTLY LET ME UNLOCK YOUR HEART, BOY I THINK I GOT THE KEY GIVE ME A CLUE TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO DO TO GET LUCKY WITH YOU OH, HO, HO, GIVE ME A CLUE TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO DO TO GET LUCKY WITH YOU OH, HO, HO, GIVE ME A CLUE TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO DO TO GET LUCKY WITH YOU GIVE ME A CLUE WON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO DO TO GET LUCKY WITH YOU? OH, HONEY, HONEY, GIVE ME A CLUE WON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO DO TO GET LUCKY WITH YOU? (Brittany) WHAT'S IN THE ICE CHEST, ELEANOR? (Eleanor) OH, UH, JUST SOME COLD DRINKS AND SANDWICHES. OH, ELLY, HOW CAN YOU THINK OF FOOD AT A TIME LIKE THIS? [bird squawking] [crickets chirping] (Alvin) OK, LET'S GE A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP SO WE CAN GE AN EARLY STAR IN THE MORNING. [animal growling] I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THIS SHORT CUT. I-I-IT'S TOO DANGEROUS. RELAX, THEODORE. THIS ISN'T THE ARCADE GAME. HUH? [screeching] [screaming] [squawking] PHEW. [owl hooting] AH, UH, DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING? NOPE. NOPE. BUT, UH, SOMETHING'S OUT THERE. HE'S STILL AFRAID OF THE BOOGEYMAN. DON'T WORRY, THEODORE. ALVIN AND I ARE RIGHT HERE. JUST TRY TO GO TO SLEEP. OK. [birds shrieking] [all snoring] [twigs snapping] [gasping] OH. [gasping] [squawking] [both moaning] WELL, THEODORE, DID THE BOOGEYMAN GET YOU? (Alvin) THEODORE? [both gasping] (both) HE'S GONE. HEY, WHAT'S THAT? (both) UH-OH. [birds chirping] THE FOOTPRINTS LEAD INTO THAT VILLAGE. THEODORE. THEODORE. THEODORE. THEODORE. THEODORE! [speaking native language] [tittering] HI, GUYS. WATCH THE OLD MAESTRO AT WORK. A LITTLE NEGOTIATING AND WE'RE OUT OF HERE. WE MAKE YOU HEAP GOOD OFFER. SEE PRETTY CLOTHES. [natives exclaiming] NICE SHOESIES. [natives cheering] (Alvin) MAKE 'UM PLENTY GOOD MUSIC. [natives cheering] YOU TAKE 'UM ALL THIS WAMPUM, AND WE TAKE 'UM LITTLE BUTTERBALL, YOU STEAL 'UM FROM US LAST NIGHT. HOW ABOUT IT? BRILLIANT NEGOTIATING, ALVIN. [scatting] OH, I HATE TO THINK WHAT'S HAPPENED TO THEODORE. YEAH, WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO THE POOR LITTLE GUY. [speaking native language] [slurping] (both) THEODORE. ALVIN, SIMON! [speaking native language] [both grunting] WHAT'S GOING ON? UH, IF I'M TRANSLATING CORRECTLY, I--I THINK THEY SAID THA THEODORE'S THEIR LONG LOS PRINCE OF PLENTY. PRINCE OF PLENTY? NOW YOU'RE TALKING. AND THE ONLY WAY FOR US TO LIVE IS TO BE HIS SLAVE. SLAVE? FORGET IT. [gasping] [natives muttering] [tittering] WHERE TO, YOUR ROYALNESS? [Jeanette yawning] [yawning] [yawning] JEANETTE, COULD YOU PASS ME SOMETHING TO EAT? [gasping] DON'T DO IT, JEANETTE. WHEN IT COMES TO FOOD, ELEANOR, YOU'RE AWFULLY SELFISH. [exclaiming] A PENGUIN? YOU WERE GOING TO EA THIS PENGUIN? [squawking] (Eleanor) DON'T BE RIDICULOUS, BRITTANY. WE'VE GOT TO GE THIS LITTLE GUY BACK TO ANTARCTICA. HE'LL DIE IF WE DON'T. AND HOW DO YOU PROPOSE WE DO THAT, ELEANOR? FEDERAL EXPRESS? (Eleanor) NO. I THOUGH WE COULD TAKE HIM. (Brittany) AND LOSE THE RACE? JEANETTE, WILL YOU PLEASE TALK SOME SENSE INTO YOUR SISTER? SHE'S RIGHT, BRITTANY. YOU'RE BOTH CRAZY. I'M SORRY. BUT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT $100,000 AND... UH, WELL, UH... HE DOESN'T LOOK VERY GOOD, ELEANOR. I TOLD YOU. WELL, HOW DO WE GET TO ANTARCTICA? JUST ONE LITTLE BITE FOR AUNTY ELEANOR. [whimpering] HE'S GETTING WORSE. WHAT CAN WE DO? HE NEEDS HIS MOMMY, BRITTANY. SHE'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO. [shivering] IT'S HARD TO REMEMBER SUMMER OR WINTER WHEN SHE HASN' BEEN THERE FOR ME A FRIEND AND COMPANION I CAN ALWAYS DEPEND ON MY MOTHER THAT'S WHO I MEAN I'VE TAKEN FOR GRANTED SEEDS THAT SHE PLANTED SHE'S ALWAYS BEHIND EVERYTHING A TEACHER, A SEEKER WITH BOTH ARMS, OUTREACHER MY MOTHER (Jeanette) THAT'S WHO I MEAN [sighing] (Jeanette) WISH I COULD SLOW DOWN THE HANDS OF TIME [both giggling] KEEP THINGS THE WAY THEY ARE IF SHE SAID SO I WOULD GIVE HER THE WORLD [squealing] IF I COULD I WOULD MY LOVE AND MY LAUGHTER FROM HERE EVER AFTER IS ALL THAT SHE SAYS THAT SHE NEEDS (all) A FRIEND AND COMPANION I CAN ALWAYS DEPEND ON MY MOTHER THAT'S WHO I MEAN MY MOTHER THAT'S WHO I MEAN THAT'S WHO I MEAN [helicopter whirring] WE BETTER CALL MISS FURSCHTIEN. [telephone ringing] [whining] (Claudia) HELLO. (man) MA'AM, WE'VE LOCATED THE GIRLS. THEY'VE STRAYED NEARLY A 1,000 MILES OFF COURSE. WHAT? THEY MUST HAVE DISCOVERED THE JEWELS AND DECIDED TO MAKE A BREAK FOR IT. [groaning] WELL, MA'AM, WE'LL TRY TO STOP THEM. THEY'RE VERY, VERY SLIPPERY [humming] I DON'T WANT YOUR EXCUSES. I WANT THOSE DOLLS! AND DON'T COME BACK WITHOUT THEM! [groans] [sobbing] [baby penguin cawing] THERE'S THE BALLOON. LET'S GO. [penguins cawing] [squawking] MMM. (all) GOODBYE. THANK YOU. [gasping] [grunting] GIVE US BACK OUR DOLLS, YOU CREEPS. [grunts] [both grunting] [grunting] [groans] [groaning] [both groaning] [both screaming] THANKS AGAIN. BYE. [squealing] HOW ARE WE GONNA EXPLAIN THIS TO CLAUDIA? HEY, YOU CAN TELL HER. LISTEN, IT'S YOUR... EVERY TIME WE GO INTO A SOME KIND OF A PROBLEM, YOU'RE ALWAYS TRYING TO WEASEL OUT OF IT. I KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU. I DON'T GET IT. WHY ARE PEOPLE WILLING TO KILL FOR THESE DOLLS? BECAUSE THEY'RE SO CUTE. OH, LOOK AT THE SWEET LITTLE FACE. WAIT A MINUTE. [gasping] LOOK AT THIS. DIAMONDS! OPEN A CHIPMUNK DOLL. [all exclaiming] [gasps] THERE MUST BE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN EACH OF THESE. I DON'T BELIEVE IT. THIS WHOLE RACE WAS JUST TO GET US TO DELIVER THESE DIAMONDS. AND IF WE'RE IN DANGER, THE BOYS MUST BE IN DANGER, TOO. WE'VE GOT TO FIND THEM. [creatures howling] 3:00 IN THE MORNING AND PRINCE THEODORE HAS A CRAVING FOR MUSHROOMS. I HOPE HE CHOKES ON 'EM. ALVIN. NOW, I'VE HAD IT. HEY, ALVIN, LOOK OVER HERE. WHAT IS IT, SIMON? IT'S ANCIENT WRITING THAT SAYS, "SACRIFICE THE FULL MOON ON THE PRINCE OF PLENTY." THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. [laughing] OH, HOW SILLY OF ME. IT'S "EYES" BEFORE "EATS" EXCEPT AFTER "TEA." I GOT IT REVERSED. IT SAYS, "SACRIFICE THE PRINCE OF PLENTY ON THE FULL MOON". (both) OH, NO. THEY'RE GOING TO SACRIFICE THEODORE TONIGHT. OVER MY DEAD BODY. [natives chanting] YOU MEAN, OVER OUR DEAD BODIES. [drums beating] [snarling] [chanting continues] ARE THERE, UH, ANY, UH, FAVORITE SONGS YOU'D LIKE TO HEAR BEFORE WE GO? HMM. WORRY BURRY. WORRY BURRY? DO YOU THINK HE MEANS WOOLY BULLY? WELL, IT'S WORTH A TRY. UNO, DOS ONE, TWO, TRES, QUATRO YEAH, WORRY BURRY. WATCH IT NOW. HE'LL GET YOU. HERE IT COMES, HERE IT COMES. I LOVE IT. GET DOWN, MAMA. WATCH IT NOW. GET DOWN, GET RUNKY. [laughing] MATTY TOLD HATTY ABOUT A THING SHE SAW HAD 2 BIG HORNS AND A WOOLY JAW WOOLY BULLY WORRY BURRY (Alvin) SURE, RIGHT. WOOLY BULLY, WOOLY BULLY WOOLY BULLY [screaming] HATTY TOLD MATTY [exclaiming] LET'S DON'T TAKE NO CHANCE [screaming] LET'S NOT BE L-7 [whooping] COME AND LEARN TO DANCE [men grunting] WOOLY BULLY [screaming] (Alvin) THAT'S RIGHT. WOOLY BULLY, WOOLY BULLY WOOLY BULLY (Alvin) WATCH IT NOW, WATCH IT, WATCH IT, WATCH IT. [screaming] HEY, WHAT'S ALL THAT RUCKUS? (Eleanor) IT LOOKS LIKE A BIG CELEBRATION. AND THEY'VE GOT A BONFIRE. AND A CHUBBY LITTLE BUTTERBALL TIED TO A STAKE. [exclaiming] IT'S THEODORE. THEY'VE GOT THE CHIPMUNKS. COME ON! [snorting] MATTY TOLD HATTY THAT'S THE THING TO DO GET YOU SOMEONE REALLY TO PULL THE WOOL WITH YOU WOOLY BULLY WORRY BURRY [screaming] WOOLY BULLY, WOOLY BULLY WOOLY BULLY (Theodore) WATCH IT NOW, WATCH IT, HERE HE COMES. [grunting] WE'RE SUNK. HE'S DONE IT. [screaming] [gulping] [natives chattering] (Theodore) SHOULDN'T I THANK THEM? THEY WERE VERY SWEET TO ME. (Alvin) SEND THEM A POSTCARD, THEODORE. [Claudia grunting] 2 DAYS AND I HAVEN' HEARD FROM ANYONE! THOSE INCOMPETENT FOOLS! WHERE COULD THEY BE? [growling] I'LL FIND THEM IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO. AND WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON THOSE... [grunting] [whimpering] (Klaus) OH, MY HEAD. CLAUDIA, IT'S 5:00 IN THE MORNING. WHAT'S GOING ON? OH, NOTHING, KLAUS. SOPHIE JUST KNOCKED OVER THE VASE. [growling] (Klaus) WHY, YOU LITTLE MUTT. THAT WAS A PRICELESS ANTIQUE. (Claudia) KLAUS, HEEL! [whimpering] REALLY, KLAUS, YOU'RE SUCH A BULLY. GO BACK TO BED. WHAT? (Mario) ANY WORD YET? YES, OUR MEN HAVE SPOTTED THEM. THEY SHOULD BE LANDING AT THE AIRPORT SHORTLY. I'LL MEET YOU THERE, INSPECTOR. WE'LL TAKE YOU TO THE AIRPORT, MARIO. (Theodore) ARE WE THERE YET? (Brittany) THEODORE, IF YOU ASK ONE-- WAIT A MINUTE. WE'RE HOME. [all gasping] (stewardess on intercom) PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS. THERE THEY ARE! [all screaming] [balloon crashing] CHILDREN, OH, CHILDREN. OH, HOW GOOD TO SEE YOU, DARLING. DON'T "CHILDREN" US. YEAH, WE KNOW ALL ABOUT THE DIAMONDS. [all snickering] NOW DON'T TRY ANYTHING STUPID. JUST HAND OVER THE DOLLS. [grunting] COME ON. WE DON'T HAVE TO DO WHAT YOU TELL US TO DO NO MORE YOU GET WHAT YOU NEED AND YOU DON'T WANT IT ANYMORE WE DON'T CRY NOW COME ON, THIS WAY. WE DON'T KNOW HOW COME BACK HERE! WE HEARD WHAT YOU SAID AND WE DON'T BELIEVE A WORD YOU SAY [all screaming] THE HILL IS A HIGH ONE BUT WE'LL CLIMB IT ANYWAY THERE'S NO DOUBT [both screaming] YOU'LL FIND OUT WE'RE THE ONES ON THE RUN WE'RE THE GIRLS, WE'RE THE DIAMOND DOLLS DIAMOND DOLLS IT'S A RAVENOUS WORLD AND THE CEILING IS VERY TALL AFTER THEM. DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, DO THERE'S A WEIGH AND A CLIMB AND A LADDER AND MANY FALL IT'S TOO LATE, CLAUDIA. THEY'LL MAKE A SCENE IN FRONT OF ALL THESE PEOPLE. THEN WE'LL TELL THEM WE HAVE THE BABYSITTER. WHAT WAS HER NAME? MISS, UH, MISS MILLER. OH, WAIT. I HAVE A MESSAGE FROM MISS MILLER. [all exclaiming] HAND OVER THE DOLLS. AND DO AS WE SAY IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE YOUR BABYSITTER AGAIN. HMM. ALVIN. OF COURSE, YOU KNOW SOPHIE. [growling] BUT I DON'T BELIEVE YOU'VE MET MARIO. HE HAS A TENDENCY TO TALK TOO MUCH. GET IN. HEY, MY CAP. (woman on intercom) LOADING AND UNLOADING OF PASSENGERS ONLY. NO... HEY, THIS CAP LOOKS LIKE ALVIN'S. (Alvin) DAVE! HUH? HELP! SOMEBODY HELP! MY SON'S IN TROUBLE! INSPECTOR JAMAL. LET'S GO. SILVER, PLATINUM [siren wailing] I PASS ON THEM YOU CAN HAVE THEM I KNOW WHAT I WANT WE'RE THE ONES ON THE RUN WE'RE THE GIRLS, WE'RE THE DIAMOND DOLLS DIAMOND DOLLS IT'S A RAVENOUS WORLD [tires screeching] AND THE CEILING IS VERY TALL DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, DO THERE'S A WEIGH AND A CLIMB AND A LADDER AND MANY FALL DIAMOND DOLLS WE'RE THE CREAM OF THE CROP, NEVER STOP, WE'RE THE DIAMOND DOLLS I TOLD THE WITCH DOCTOR I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU I TOLD THE WITCH DOCTOR I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU AND THEN THE WITCH DOCTOR HE TOLD ME WHAT TO DO HE SAID THAT NOW LET'S SEE. [tires screeching] DAVID IS ARRIVING AT EUROPEAN AIRLINES. OH, OH, THERE IT IS. [crashing] [Miss Miller scatting] IN A FEW MINUTES, WE'LL BE ON OUR PRIVATE JE TO COSTA RICA. [Claudia laughing] HERE'S TO ME. [tires screeching] [both gasping] [tires screeching] OH, GOOD HEAVENS! [tires screeching] [both groaning] YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN WEARING YOUR SEAT BELTS. HUH? [shouting] MY CAR! [grunting] I HOPE YOU HAVE INSURANCE, BUSTER. HUH? [police siren wailing] NEVER IN ALL MY LIFE HAVE I SEEN SUCH RECKLESS DRIVING. (all) MISS MILLER? HUH, BOYS? [siren wailing] [tires screeching] KIDS! DAVE, DAVE. BOY, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU DAVE, I--I THINK. WELL, IF IT ISN' MY OLD FRIENDS KLAUS AND CLAUDIA. HERE'S TO YOU, CLAUDIA. [snapping] IF SO MUCH AS ONE HAIR IS OUT OF PLACE ON MY SOPHIE, [snarling] YOU'LL LIVE TO REGRET IT! [barking] [sobbing] I CAN UNDERSTAND THIS DECEPTION FROM ALVIN, BUT NOT YOU, THEODORE. [sobbing] [blowing nose] I'M SORRY, MISS MILLER. THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP INSPECTOR. THANK YOU. HEY, WHAT ABOUT MY $100,000? YOUR $100,000? WE WON THE RACE. OH, YEAH? YEAH. (Alvin) OH, YEAH? ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO. WE'VE GOT A LOT OF TALKING TO DO. (both) YES, DAVE. [sobbing] MAYBE YOU SHOULD LE DAVE DRIVE, MISS MILLER. I WOULDN'T THINK OF IT. BESIDES DRIVING RELAXES ME. GET IN, DAVID. [tires screeching] BUT, DAVE, THEY PROMISED US $100,000. NOT NOW, ALVIN. BUT THEY'VE GO $5,000,000 IN DIAMONDS. DON'T WE GET ANYTHING? ALVIN! BUT WE'VE JUST CRACKED A HUGE SMUGGLING RING. (Miss Miller) SHUT UP, ALVIN! (Alvin) OK, OK. WE'LL GIVE YOU HALF. (David) ALVIN! [Diamond Dolls by Alvin & The Chipmunks playing] WE DON'T HAVE TO DO WHAT YOU TELL US TO DO NO MORE YOU GET WHAT YOU NEED AND YOU DON' WANT IT ANYMORE WE DON'T CRY NOW WE DON'T KNOW HOW WE HEARD WHAT YOU SAID AND WE DON'T BELIEVE A WORD YOU SAY THE HILL IS A HIGH ONE BUT WE'LL CLIMB IT ANYWAY THERE'S NO DOUBT YOU'LL FIND OUT WE'RE THE ONES ON THE RUN WE'RE THE GIRLS, WE'RE THE DIAMOND DOLLS DIAMOND DOLLS IT'S A RAVENOUS WORLD AND THE CEILING IS VERY TALL DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, DO THERE'S A WEIGH AND A CLIMB AND A LADDER AND MANY FALL DIAMOND DOLLS WE'RE THE CREAM OF CROP, NEVER STOP WE'RE THE DIAMOND DOLLS A GIRL SHOULDN'T SI IN THE CORNER AND WAIT FOR LIFE SOME GIRLS LIKE TO GO OU LOOKING FOR PARADISE YOU'LL FIND OUT YOU HAD IT ANYWAY DON'T LOOK DOWN NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY YOU DO WHAT YOU DO AND YOU TRY NOT TO BREAK THE LAW A GIRL HITS HER MARK WHEN SHE DON' LOOK AHEAD TOO FAR THERE'S NO DOUBT YOU'RE GONNA GET IT ALL YOU'LL FIND OUT EVERYTHING YOU WANT GIVE A HAND TO THE GIRLS WHO GO AFTER THE DIAMOND DOLLS DIAMOND DOLLS IT'S A RAVENOUS WORLD AND THE CEILING IS VERY TALL DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, DO THERE'S A RIVER THAT FLOWS TO THE SEA AND IT'S VERY LONG DIAMOND DOLLS [Girls Of Rock 'N' Roll by Alvin & The Chipmunks playing] SUN GOES DOWN, I'M JUST GETTING UP I'M HEADING FOR THE CITY LIGHTS RADIO BLASTING ON THE WAY TO THE CLUB GONNA ROCK THIS TOWN TONIGHT YOU'RE LIVING IN A MAN'S WORLD THEY TELL US BUT WE AIN'T GONNA BUY IT THE THINGS THEY TRYING TO SELL US NOW 'CAUSE WE'RE THE GIRLS OF ROCK 'N' ROLL [whooping] YEAH, WE'RE THE GIRLS OF ROCK 'N' ROLL ROCK 'N' ROLL OH, YEAH CURTAIN'S UP AND I'M READY TO GO MY GUITAR IS IN MY HAND THERE'S NOTHING MORE THAT I'D RATHER DO THAN PLAY IN A ROCK 'N' ROLL BAND, YEAH WHAT WE HAVE IS WHAT WE WILL BE GIVEN HEADED FOR THE TOP DON'T YA KNOW WE'LL NEVER STOP BELIEVING NOW 'CAUSE WE'RE THE BOYS OF ROCK 'N' ROLL YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT YEAH, YEAH, YEAH WE'RE BOYS OF ROCK 'N' ROLL ROCK 'N' ROLL