Ted (TV Version)/Transcript

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 * John Bennett: Oh, and you can?
 * Ted: I don't have to. I'm a freaking teddy bear! You know something? I didn't tie you up and drag you to that party. Alright? I wanted you to come because you're supposedly my best friend.
 * John Bennett: You can't stand there and say you haven't always seen Lori as a threat to our friendship! I mean, it works out so much better for you when you and I are getting messed up on the couch at 9 AM, doesn't it?