Talk:The Lion King 1½/@comment-81.229.87.120-20130305172140

Timon: Here we are: from Pride Rock to the pit of shame. We're so low on the food chain we're underground! But you don't have to take my word for it. I'll just let my fellow meerkats do the talking. {"Digga Tunnah" music begins.} Background Chant: Semon pute Meerkats: {chanting, nervously} What was that?! What was what?! Shh! What was that?! What was that?! Where? What? Where? Where? Shh! What was that?! Shh! Quick, before the hyena come! Guard: CLEAR! {Scenes of the colony of meerkats all busily digging a network of tunnels, singing as they work.} Meerkats: {singing} Digga tunnah, Dig, digga tunnah When you're done ya dig a bigga tunnah Digga tunnah, Dig, dig a tunnah Quick, before the hyena come! DIG! Background chant: Semon pute Meerkats: Digga tunnah, Dig, digga tunnah You can dig and never get dunnah Background chant: Semon pute Meerkats: Digga tunnah, (Dig a little faster) Dig, digga tunnah What was that?! {silence as they look from side to side, listening} Quick, before the hyena come! DIG! Digga tunnah is what we do Life's a tunnah we're diggin' through Digga tunnah is what we sing Digga tunnah is everything! Mud and clay is a meerkat's friend Always more around every bend And when you get to your tunnah's end Hallelujah! Let's dig again! DIG! Digga tunnah, Dig, digga tunnah (Digga tunnah) When you're done ya dig a bigga tunnah. Digga tunnah, (Dig a little faster) dig dig a tunnah. What was that?! {pause to listen} Quick, before the hyena come! DIG! Ma: Timon! Excuse me. Have you seen my son? Has he been through here? Timon! Uncle Max: Digga tunnah, dig, digga tunnah... digga tunnah, dig, dig—Aaaah! {Ma pokes him, scaring him out of his chant} Ma: Uncle Max? Uncle Max: {spooked} Aaahh! Ma: Uncle Max, relax. Have you seen Timon? Uncle Max: {pleased with himself} No, I haven't—and what a day it's been! No fractures, no lacerations, no concussions, contusions or injuries of any sort. As a matter of fact, there's no sign of Timon's handiwork anywhere! {the ceiling cracks and then comes crashing down around them, light streaming in all around; finally there's nothing left of the tunnel but a ring of dirt held up on a narrow protrusion, with Timon standing under it.}