Connie and Carla is a 2004 American comedy film directed by Michael Lembeck and starring Nia Vardalos, Toni Collette, and David Duchovny. The screenplay was written by Vardalos.
The film was shot in Vancouver and featured a number of local drag queens, including Joan-E, Justine Tyme, Carlotta Gurl, Summer Clearance, Devana Demille, Seemore Illusion and Helena Handbag.
Plot[]
Connie and Carla are two performers whose lifelong friendship and co-obsession with musical theater have brought nothing but career dead ends. Despite this, they continue their optimism, hosting a variety act at an airport lounge. After accidentally witnessing a mafia hit in Chicago, they go on the run, landing in Los Angeles. After being fired from a beauty salon, they pose as drag queens and audition to host a drag revue at a gay club called "The Handlebar."
Because they sing their own songs (a rarity for queens), they are hired, and their variety show (at first titled What a Drag (Pun Intended!) and later re-titled Connie and Carla and the Belles of the Balls after they add a few friends to the act) becomes a hit.
Things are going smoothly but they make a pact not to let men interfere with their life. This causes conflict when Connie falls for Jeff, the straight brother of Robert, one of their drag queen friends. As the show gets bigger, they convince the club owner, Stanley, to convert it into a full dinner theater, and eventually their popularity threatens to expose them.
On the official opening night of the dinner theater, the mob killers catch up with them. With the help of their drag queen friends, and to great applause from the audience (who think it is part of their act), Connie and Carla take them down.
They ultimately confess their real identities to the audience and are accepted for who they are. Connie reveals herself to Jeff, who arrives after the chaos. He accepts her and becomes her boyfriend.
Cast[]
- Nia Vardalos as Connie
- Toni Collette as Carla
- David Duchovny as Jeff
- Stephen Spinella as Robert / Peaches
- Dash Mihok as Mikey, Carla's boyfriend
- Robert John Burke as Rudy, the sadistic crime boss
- Nick Sandow as Al, Connie's on-again-off-again-right-now-off boyfriend
- Boris McGiver as Tibor, Rudy's gullible henchman
- Alec Mapa as Lee / N'Cream
- Christopher Logan as Brian / Patty Melt
- Robert Kaiser as Paul
- Ian Gomez as Stanley, the club owner
- Chelah Horsdal as the Botoxed Friend
- Debbie Reynolds as herself
- Greg Grunberg as Studio tour guide
- Veena Sood as Mrs. Morse