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*''[first lines]
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*''[first lines]''
 
*'''Kari''': ''[pitch black]'' Wow, it's dark in here.
 
*'''Kari''': ''[pitch black]'' Wow, it's dark in here.
*''[Dicker turns the light on]
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*''[Dicker turns the light on]''
 
*'''Kari''': Wow, and now it's too bright.
 
*'''Kari''': Wow, and now it's too bright.
 
*'''Dicker''': File 82-7-0-2. Agent Rick Dicker interrogating.
 
*'''Dicker''': File 82-7-0-2. Agent Rick Dicker interrogating.
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*'''Dicker''': Tell me about the incident.
 
*'''Dicker''': Tell me about the incident.
 
*'''Kari''': Well, it started out like any normal sitting gig, you know, with the reassuring of the parent and all.
 
*'''Kari''': Well, it started out like any normal sitting gig, you know, with the reassuring of the parent and all.
*''[cut to the Parr household]
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*''[cut to the Parr household]''
 
*'''Kari''': Mrs. Parr, I can totally handle anything this baby can dish out. Can't I, little boo-boo kid? Who can handle it? Who can handle it? Um, Mrs. Parr? Oh, well, she knows you're in good hands. ''[hangs up, to Jack-Jack]'' Now, who's ready for some neurological stimulation?
 
*'''Kari''': Mrs. Parr, I can totally handle anything this baby can dish out. Can't I, little boo-boo kid? Who can handle it? Who can handle it? Um, Mrs. Parr? Oh, well, she knows you're in good hands. ''[hangs up, to Jack-Jack]'' Now, who's ready for some neurological stimulation?
*''[Jack-Jack looks up from his orange, then Kari puts out flashcards, a table with circle, triangle, and square, and a xylophone, cooing, then putting a Mozart soundtrack in, then Turkish March plays, then cooing]
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*''[Jack-Jack looks up from his orange, then Kari puts out flashcards, a table with circle, triangle, and square, and a xylophone, cooing, then putting a Mozart soundtrack in, then Turkish March plays, then cooing]''
 
*'''Kari''': It's time for cognitive develop... ''[gasping, noticing that Jack-Jack isn't there, then running into the kitchen]'' Oh, who's the goo-goo baby? Where's the hiding... ''[grabs a vase]''
 
*'''Kari''': It's time for cognitive develop... ''[gasping, noticing that Jack-Jack isn't there, then running into the kitchen]'' Oh, who's the goo-goo baby? Where's the hiding... ''[grabs a vase]''
*''[Jack-Jack drinks a bottle]
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*''[Jack-Jack drinks a bottle]''
 
*'''Kari''': That was really weird. Wait right here. ''[dials a phone]'' Hello, Mrs. Parr. This is Kari. I have a question about Jack-Jack. Can you call me? ''[yelping]''
 
*'''Kari''': That was really weird. Wait right here. ''[dials a phone]'' Hello, Mrs. Parr. This is Kari. I have a question about Jack-Jack. Can you call me? ''[yelping]''
*''[Jack-Jack plays a bottle up in a ceiling]
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*''[Jack-Jack plays a bottle up in a ceiling]''
 
*'''Kari''': Jack-Jack? Baby? Where are you?
 
*'''Kari''': Jack-Jack? Baby? Where are you?
*''[Jack-Jack opens a bottle]
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*''[Jack-Jack opens a bottle]''
 
*'''Kari''': Where...
 
*'''Kari''': Where...
*''[the milk splats on Kari's face]
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*''[the milk splats on Kari's face]''
*'''Kari''': Mrs. Parr, it's me. Jack-Jack is fine, but weird things are happening, and you need to tell me what to do, 'cause I'm... ''[looks at the broken wood]'' How'd you get... ''[screaming, running to Jack-Jack, falling down, looking at her underwear, running downstairs, with Jack-Jack floating in a wall, grabbing Jack-Jack]'' We're gonna calm things down a bit now, and look at flashcards. ''[begins playing tug-o-war with Jack-Jack over a flash card, then winning and holding it up]'' Won't that be fun? Triangle.
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*'''Kari''': Mrs. Parr, it's me. Jack-Jack is fine, but weird things are happening, and you need to tell me what to do, 'cause I'm... ''[looks at the broken wood, noticing that Jack-Jack isn't there]'' How'd you get... ''[screaming, running to Jack-Jack, falling down, looking at her underwear, running downstairs, with Jack-Jack floating in a wall, grabbing Jack-Jack]'' We're gonna calm things down a bit now, and look at flashcards. ''[begins playing tug-o-war with Jack-Jack over a flash card, then winning and holding it up]'' Won't that be fun? Triangle.
*''[Jack-Jack glares at her and makes a triangle with his hands and coos]
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*''[Jack-Jack glares at her and makes a triangle with his hands and coos]''
 
*'''Kari''': Good. House.
 
*'''Kari''': Good. House.
*''[Jack-Jack glares at her again and makes another triangle with his hands and coos again]
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*''[Jack-Jack glares at her again and makes another triangle with his hands and coos again]''
 
*'''Kari''': Good. Campfire.
 
*'''Kari''': Good. Campfire.
*''[Jack-Jack looks at the card and bursts into flame]
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*''[Jack-Jack looks at the card and bursts into flame]''
 
*'''Kari''': ''[screaming, to herself]'' Don't panic. Baby on fire, baby on fire.
 
*'''Kari''': ''[screaming, to herself]'' Don't panic. Baby on fire, baby on fire.
*''[Jack-Jack continues running around, running under a table, carrying him into the bathroom, not the toilet]
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*''[Jack-Jack continues running around, running under a table, carrying him into the bathroom, not the toilet]''
 
*'''Kari''': ''[looks at a bathtub]'' Good baby! Nice baby. ''[looks at a mess]''
 
*'''Kari''': ''[looks at a bathtub]'' Good baby! Nice baby. ''[looks at a mess]''
*''[Jack-Jack coos, then bursting into flame again, rinsing it off, then using a laser on the mirror to write on the ceiling, then they hear a doorbell]
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*''[Jack-Jack coos, then bursting into flame again, rinsing it off, then using a laser on the mirror to write on the ceiling, then they hear a doorbell]''
 
*'''Kari''': ''[rushing to the door, exhausted]'' Yes?
 
*'''Kari''': ''[rushing to the door, exhausted]'' Yes?
 
*'''Syndrome''': Is this the Parr's residence?
 
*'''Syndrome''': Is this the Parr's residence?
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*'''Kari''': You're my replacement. Thank heaven you've come! What does the S stand for?
 
*'''Kari''': You're my replacement. Thank heaven you've come! What does the S stand for?
 
*'''Syndrome''': For sitter. Yeah, sitter. Originally, I was gonna have initials for babysitter, but then I would have been going around wearing a big BS, and you understand why I couldn't go with that.
 
*'''Syndrome''': For sitter. Yeah, sitter. Originally, I was gonna have initials for babysitter, but then I would have been going around wearing a big BS, and you understand why I couldn't go with that.
*''[last lines]
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*''[last lines]''
 
*'''Dicker''': ''[after Kari describes how she gave Jack-Jack to Syndrome, the "Sitter"]'' And you believed him?
 
*'''Dicker''': ''[after Kari describes how she gave Jack-Jack to Syndrome, the "Sitter"]'' And you believed him?
 
*'''Kari''': '''THE BABY WAS EXPLODING! YOU EVER SIT AN EXPLODING BABY BEFORE, MR. DICKER?'''
 
*'''Kari''': '''THE BABY WAS EXPLODING! YOU EVER SIT AN EXPLODING BABY BEFORE, MR. DICKER?'''
*''[he gets up and pulls and odd contraption]
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*''[he gets up and pulls and odd contraption]''
 
*'''Kari''': What's that?
 
*'''Kari''': What's that?
 
*'''Dicker''': Have you told anyone else about this? Your parents? ''[aims the device's laser at Kari's forehead]''
 
*'''Dicker''': Have you told anyone else about this? Your parents? ''[aims the device's laser at Kari's forehead]''
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*'''Kari''': I just wish I could forget the whole thing.
 
*'''Kari''': I just wish I could forget the whole thing.
 
*'''Dicker''': You will, kid. ''[fires a corded plunger-like attatchment which sticks to her forehead]'' You will.
 
*'''Dicker''': You will, kid. ''[fires a corded plunger-like attatchment which sticks to her forehead]'' You will.
*''[Kari passes out]
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*''[Kari passes out]''
 
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[[Category:Transcripts]]
 
[[Category:Disney Transcripts]]
 
[[Category:Disney Transcripts]]

Latest revision as of 03:10, July 17, 2019

  • [first lines]
  • Kari: [pitch black] Wow, it's dark in here.
  • [Dicker turns the light on]
  • Kari: Wow, and now it's too bright.
  • Dicker: File 82-7-0-2. Agent Rick Dicker interrogating.
  • Kari: Wow.
  • Dicker: State your name, please.
  • Kari: Kari. Kari McKeen. It's like Carrie only with a K instead of a C, and an "ah" instead of an A, and only one R, and an I instead of an I-E.
  • Dicker: Tell me about the incident.
  • Kari: Well, it started out like any normal sitting gig, you know, with the reassuring of the parent and all.
  • [cut to the Parr household]
  • Kari: Mrs. Parr, I can totally handle anything this baby can dish out. Can't I, little boo-boo kid? Who can handle it? Who can handle it? Um, Mrs. Parr? Oh, well, she knows you're in good hands. [hangs up, to Jack-Jack] Now, who's ready for some neurological stimulation?
  • [Jack-Jack looks up from his orange, then Kari puts out flashcards, a table with circle, triangle, and square, and a xylophone, cooing, then putting a Mozart soundtrack in, then Turkish March plays, then cooing]
  • Kari: It's time for cognitive develop... [gasping, noticing that Jack-Jack isn't there, then running into the kitchen] Oh, who's the goo-goo baby? Where's the hiding... [grabs a vase]
  • [Jack-Jack drinks a bottle]
  • Kari: That was really weird. Wait right here. [dials a phone] Hello, Mrs. Parr. This is Kari. I have a question about Jack-Jack. Can you call me? [yelping]
  • [Jack-Jack plays a bottle up in a ceiling]
  • Kari: Jack-Jack? Baby? Where are you?
  • [Jack-Jack opens a bottle]
  • Kari: Where...
  • [the milk splats on Kari's face]
  • Kari: Mrs. Parr, it's me. Jack-Jack is fine, but weird things are happening, and you need to tell me what to do, 'cause I'm... [looks at the broken wood, noticing that Jack-Jack isn't there] How'd you get... [screaming, running to Jack-Jack, falling down, looking at her underwear, running downstairs, with Jack-Jack floating in a wall, grabbing Jack-Jack] We're gonna calm things down a bit now, and look at flashcards. [begins playing tug-o-war with Jack-Jack over a flash card, then winning and holding it up] Won't that be fun? Triangle.
  • [Jack-Jack glares at her and makes a triangle with his hands and coos]
  • Kari: Good. House.
  • [Jack-Jack glares at her again and makes another triangle with his hands and coos again]
  • Kari: Good. Campfire.
  • [Jack-Jack looks at the card and bursts into flame]
  • Kari: [screaming, to herself] Don't panic. Baby on fire, baby on fire.
  • [Jack-Jack continues running around, running under a table, carrying him into the bathroom, not the toilet]
  • Kari: [looks at a bathtub] Good baby! Nice baby. [looks at a mess]
  • [Jack-Jack coos, then bursting into flame again, rinsing it off, then using a laser on the mirror to write on the ceiling, then they hear a doorbell]
  • Kari: [rushing to the door, exhausted] Yes?
  • Syndrome: Is this the Parr's residence?
  • Kari: Yes, I'm Kari, the babysitter.
  • Syndrome: Well, hello, uh, Kari. I'm, uh...
  • Kari: You're my replacement. Thank heaven you've come! What does the S stand for?
  • Syndrome: For sitter. Yeah, sitter. Originally, I was gonna have initials for babysitter, but then I would have been going around wearing a big BS, and you understand why I couldn't go with that.
  • [last lines]
  • Dicker: [after Kari describes how she gave Jack-Jack to Syndrome, the "Sitter"] And you believed him?
  • Kari: THE BABY WAS EXPLODING! YOU EVER SIT AN EXPLODING BABY BEFORE, MR. DICKER?
  • [he gets up and pulls and odd contraption]
  • Kari: What's that?
  • Dicker: Have you told anyone else about this? Your parents? [aims the device's laser at Kari's forehead]
  • Kari: Yeah, they thought I was being funny. But you believe me, don't you, Mr. Dicker?
  • Dicker: Sure, kid.
  • Kari: I just wish I could forget the whole thing.
  • Dicker: You will, kid. [fires a corded plunger-like attatchment which sticks to her forehead] You will.
  • [Kari passes out]
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