Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas/Transcript

This is the transcript of Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas.

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Narrator: One time a year, There was a marvelous night, when enchantment and wonder spark and take flight. Each home fills with joy on this grand holiday, with hearts growing warm in a magical way. The rooms are all covered with garlands and wreaths. The mantle is ready, with stockings beneath. lights twinkle and glow and bells brightly chime. The moment's arrived! It's here! Christmas time. [under the Christmas tree, there is a sailboat, a teddy bear, and a box] Three precious gifts lie under this tree. What secrets they hold? Let's look, and we'll see. The first tells a story for us all to hear... about laughter and family and those we hold dear. [the sailboat contains the story, "Donald Duck Stuck on Christmas"] We love Christmas so much we want it to stay, but what if we wished it was here every day?
Donald Duck: Anchors aweigh! Full steam ahead! [Snoring] Swab the decks, you-- [Indistinct]
[Huey, Dewey, and Louie are under their blankets, also sleeping. They snore and whistle Jingle Bells in their sleep. On Christmas morning, Chip and Dale are playing with their toy train.]
Dale: Whoo-Whoo!
Chip: All aboard. Next stop Waterville!
Huey: It's here!
Dewey: The one!
Louie: The only!
All: [jump out of bed] Best day of the year! [run downstairs] It's Christmas! [They run up to the tree, jump into presents, and unwrap them]
Huey: Oh-ho, boy! Just what we always wanted!
Louie: Hey look at this!
Dewey: Cool!
Donald Duck: [comes in with a tray of breakfast] Merry Christmas boys-[he throws his tray up in the air and shock of his nephews opening up the presents too early] WHAT THE--?! [quacks widely; Huey, Dewey, and Louie watch as the breakfast and the tray falls from the sky and fall on Donald's head. An egg falls on his head. He turns red angry, frying the egg on his head. He edges towards his nephews, threateningly.]
Donald Duck: You know we have to wait for the family!
Huey, Dewey and Louie: Sorry Uncle Donald.
Donald Duck: [his rage goes down, and he throws the egg off his head] Awww, It's Christmas, and I've got a special surprise for you! [He opens a closet, revealing three sleds for his nephews. They cheer, running over to the sleds, and running over Donald, one by one.]
Donald Duck: But boys, you didn't even--
Dewey: Sorry, Uncle Donald.
Donald Duck: ...Even read the-- oof! ...card [Groans, Sighs]
Huey: Sorry, Uncle Donald! Well read it later!
[The nephews open the front door and see their relatives - Daisy, Scrooge, and Aunt Gertie.]
Daisy Duck: Merry Christmas everybody!
Uncle Scrooge: Merry Christmas indeed!
Aunt Gertie: Where are my boys? Where are my kisses? Oh, I could you eat you up! [She laughs, the picks up the nephews and smooches them while they make protesting sounds. She drops the soggy nephews. Donald dusts himself off.]
Daisy Duck: Oh Donald?
Donald Duck: [sees Daisy under the mistletoe] Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! [Donald prepares to kiss Daisy, but his nephews run over him again on their way outside to sled]
All: Hi Daisy! Catch you later! [Cuts to them outside gleefully screaming as they sled around outside in the snow; a wild Turkey runs around gobbling in a panic as Louie flies past him]
Dewey: LAST ONE DOWN THE HILL'S A ROTTEN EGG!
Huey: NOT ME!
Daisy Duck: Boys? Dinner! [the newphews ran inside slide into their seats at the table, one by one]
Huey: If there's one thing better...
Dewey: ...than Christmas presents...
Louie: ...It's Christmas dinner!
Daisy Duck: Isn't this lovely? All of us gathered for a wonderful meal. I think this is my favorite part of Christmas.
Aunt Gertie: Ooh! Turkey!
Daisy Duck: Donald? Would you like to carve?
[The nephews all gobble, chomp, and slurp their food.]
Donald Duck: Boys! Where are your manners?!
[The nephews stop eating rudely at the dinner table]
(Dewey burped)
[Daisy glares.]
Huey: This Turkey is so good!
Dewey: Your gravy never have lumps!
All: We love your cooking Aunt Daisy!
(Donald grabs the tablecloth and shakes his head around, angrily quacking)
Daisy Duck: Donald! They're just enjoying my Christmas dinner.
Donald Duck: Ah, phooey! [Muttering, Indistinct]
Uncle Scrooge: [cracks his knuckles at the piano] All right. Who's for carolin'?
Huey: Aw, we don't want to sing Uncle Scrooge! We want to play with our toys!
All: We wish you a merry Christmas We wish you a merry Christmas Wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year
[the clock chimes]
Donald Duck: Bedtime boys.
[the green remote control car screeches to a halt]
Huey: Not yet! Christmas can't be over already.
Donald Duck: Goodnight Boys! [His nephews walk by as he kisses them one by one.] Aww.
[The nephews wall upstairs into their bedroom and put their toys into the toy chest.]
Huey: What a great day!
Louie: We should do it more often.
Dewey: Yeah! Once a week should be enough.
Huey: [flips a calendar] It'll be another 365 days until we get more Christmas.
Louie: Star light, Star bright, first star I see tonight, I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight.
All: We wish it was Christmas every day.
[The wishing Star flies around in the night. The next morning, Chip and Dale are still playing with their toy train.]
Dale: Whoo, Whoo!
Chip: [Laughing] All aboard! Next stop Waterville!
All: [Snoring]
Louie: Boy, those guys sure like that Choo-choo.
Dewey: They gotta play with that thing again?
Huey: Hey! Let's play with our new toys!
[Dewey and Louie run to the chest, open it and see it's empty.]
Dewey: They're gone.
Louie: HEY! WH-WHAT IS THIS?!
[Nephews Gasping] Whoa!
Louie: Didn't we open these yesterday?
Huey: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Dewey: There's only one way to find out. We're gonna have to open these presents.
[Rattling]
Donald: Merry Christmas
Dewey: [throws present] AAAAAAAAHHH!
Huey: AAAAH!
Louie: AAAAAHHHHH!
All: AAAAAAHHHH!!! [Donald quacks in surprise and fright as he throws his tray up into the air] AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! [the breakfast and the tray both fall on Donald again]
Dewey: Whoa!
Huey: Uncle Donald--
Louie: ...We did it. It's Christmas Again.
Huey: Uncle Donald, It's Christmas Again, Uncle Donald.
Louie: - Two days in a row!
Donald Duck: Aw. You boys must have been dreaming.
Dewey: Hey! We almost forgot about our special surprise!
All: -WHA-- WHOA!
Aunt Gertie: Where are my kisses? Oh, I could just eat you up!
[Smooching]
[Groaning] OH!
[Popping]
Dewey: Ptooey. Ptooey. We should have seen that one coming.
All: [Laughing]
Louie: LAST ONE DOWN THE HILL'S A ROTTEN EGG!
Huey: AGAIN!
Dewey: AGAIN!
Daisy Duck: Boys? Dinner!
Daisy Duck: Isn't this lovely? All of us gathered for a wonderful meal. I think this is my favorite part of Christmas.
Aunt Gertie: Ooh! Turkey!
[The nephews all gobble, chomp, and slurp their food.]
Donald Duck: Boys! Where are your manners?!
(Huey, Dewey and Louie burped, Donald whines and steams blows out of his ear)
Daisy Duck: Donald! They're just enjoying my Christmas dinner.
(Steam goes back in Donald's ears)
All: We Wish You a Merry Christmas We Wish You a Merry Christmas
[Chiming]
Donald Duck: Goodnight Boys.
Dewey: HA-HA!
Louie: That Was Great!
Huey: Double Great!
Louie: [Sighs] Yeah.
Dale: Whoo, Whoo!
Chip: All aboard, Next stop, Waterville!
Dewey and Louie: Yeah!
Huey:: All Right!
Donald Duck: Merry Christmas boys. Huh?! [Angry Quacking]
All: Look out Uncle Donald!
Daisy Duck: Merry Christmas Everybody!
Uncle Scrooge: Merry Christmas Indeed!
Aunt Gertie: Where are my boys? Where are my kisses?
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Donald Duck: Oh No You Don't. I'm Gonna Make You--
[Boys Protesting]
[Laughing, Smooching Sounds]
[Happy Yelling]
[Chewing, Swallowing]
Daisy Duck: I think this is my favorite part of Christmas.
Louie: [Burping]
All: We wish you a merry Christmas
[Toy Train Whistle Blowing, Chipmunks Laughing]
Donald Duck: Merry Christmas boys! Huh?! [Angry Quacking]
[Clanging, Banging, Door Opening]
Daisy Duck: Merry Christmas everybody!
Aunt Gertie: Oh I could just eat you up!
Daisy Duck: This is my favorite part of Christmas.
All: We wish you a merry Christmas
- [Chiming]
Dale: Whoo, Whoo!
Chip: All aboard, Next stop, Waterville!
Huey: You can stop Christmas now!
Dewey and Louie: Please!
- [Chiming]
Chip: All aboard. Next stop Waterville!
Aunt Gertie: Where are my kisses? - [Chiming]
Chip: All aboard. Next stop Waterville!
Daisy Duck: I think this is my favorite part of Christmas. - [Chiming]
Uncle Scrooge: Who's for carolin'? - [Chiming]
[Angry Quacking] - [Chiming]
Chip: All aboard. Next stop Waterville!
Dale: Whoo Whoo!
Chipmunks: AAH!
Huey: (laughing) Looks like the end of the line. (a snowball hits him)
Chipmunks: [Laughing]
Louie: Until tomorrow. When it happens all over again.
Huey: Y-You're right. Y-Yesterday's today, and today is tomorrow, and it's gonna be the same thing... Day in and day out, and day in and day out--
Dewey: HEY!
Louie: What's wrong? Get a Grip!
Huey: I'm sorry fellas.
Louie: That's okay. We know how you feel.
Dewey: If I see the same toys again, I'll go out of my mind!
Louie: Yeah, and if I eat any more Turkey, [Chuckles] I'm gonna need new clothes!
Huey: We gotta do something to liven things up.
Louie: [Makes Crackling Sound] Green Leader to Red Leader.
[Engine Revving, Tires Screeching]
Dewey: [Crackling] Initiate pancake intercept sequence. [Crackling] Roger.
[Tires Screeching]
[Motor Roaring]
All: Uh-Oh
Donald Duck: [Angry Quacking]
Daisy Duck: Donald! Stop playing with the boys' presents!
[Crashing, Banging]
Aunt Gertie: Where are my boys? Where are my kisses?
Aunt Gertie: Ooh! Oh.
Both: Right here Aunt Gertie.
[Boys Chuckling]
Daisy Duck: Isn't this lovely? All of us gathered for a wonderful meal. I think this is my favorite part of Christmas. [she lifts the lid, and the family sees a screaming live Turkey running amok at the table]
Aunt Gertie: [scared] OH! TURKEY!
[Quacks]
- [Boys Laughing] - [Scrooge Yelling]
- [Angry Quacking] - [Hysterical Laughter]
[Ascending Scale]
Uncle Scrooge: Not the piano! Not my beloved carols!
[Gobbling]
[Quacking]
[Groaning]
[Screaming]
Turkey: Gobble, Gobble, Gobble.
Donald Duck: Well. We still have the tree.
Daisy Duck: [Gasps]
Louie: Let's get out of here before Uncle Donald Gets Mad! Hey, Uh, We'll be outside if you need us. [Gasps]
Daisy Duck: Donald? Are you alright?
Louie: To Huey, Dewey, and Louie: Christmas isn't about candy canes, holly, or lights all aglow... It's about the hearts that we touch... and the care that we show. wishing you lots of love, Donald and Daisy.
Aunt Gertie: Ohh, Some Christmas this turned out to be.
Dewey: Gee, I don't know about you guys, but I don't ever want to do that again.
Huey: Me Too.
Louie: Me three.
Dewey: Tomorrow, Let's have the best Christmas ever.
Louie: [Grunting] We're sure puttin' these sleds to good use!
[Train Whistling]
[Nephew] INCOMING!
Dewey: Merry Christmas, fellas.
Donald Duck: Huh?
Louie: Look! We made your breakfast Uncle Donald.
Donald Duck: Aww. Isn't that nice? Hey, you want to open presents.
Huey: No way, Uncle Donald. We gotta wait for the family to get here.
Daisy Duck: Merry Christmas everybody!
Uncle Scrooge: Merry Christmas indeed!
Louie: Don't forget our Christmas kisses, Aunt Gertie.
[Kissing Sounds]
Donald Duck: Hey, What are they up to?
Aunt Gertie: You boys are so wonderful!
Louie: That looks heavy!
All: Let us help you!
Daisy Duck: Why, isn't that sweet? Thank you, boys.
Aunt Gertie: Ooh! Ham!
Huey: Uncle Donald? Would you like to carve?
Donald Duck: Something's up for sure,
Louie: Nothing better than all of us gathering together
Dewey: for a wonderful meal.
Huey: It's our most favorite part.
Daisy Duck: My feelings exactly.
Huey: How about some carols, Uncle Scrooge?
Uncle Scrooge: Why boys, it's like you could read my mild.
[Cracks Knuckles]
[We Wish You a Merry Christmas]
All: We wish you a merry Christmas we wish you a merry Christmas we wish you a...
Donald Duck: WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?! WHAT ARE YOU BOYS UP TO?
Daisy Duck: Why, Donald Duck. You're spoiling a perfect Christmas.
Huey: Nah, Uncle Donald is right. We are up to somethin'.
[Clattering]
All: Merry Christmas, Uncle Donald!
Dewey: See? It's your dream boat, Uncle Donald.
Donald Duck: Oh, Thank you boys.
[Laughing Giggling]
Aunt Gertie: Oh, How beautiful. Some Christmas this has turned out to be. Oh, I'm so happy! [Aunt Gertie Crying]
All: We wish you a merry Christmas We wish you a merry Christmas we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year
All [Snoring]
Donald Duck: Oh boys! Come give me a push! [Chuckles]
[Door Opening]
[Laughing]
All [Cheering] It's over! Christmas is finally over!
Dewey: The day after Christmas!
Donald Duck: Aw, I understand, boys. You wish it could be Christmas every day.
All: [rapidly push Donald Duck over the hill in shock] NOOOOOOOO!
Donald Duck: Anchors aweigh! Full steam ahead? WAK! WAK! Uh-oh. OH NO! MAN OVERBOAAARD! WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! [A crashing noise is heard. The nephews uncover their eyes.]
All: WHOA!
Donald Duck (muffled): Why does this always happen to me? I don't understand.
Narrator: So, Christmas was meant to last just one day, and maybe it's simply better that way. It's a time to be treasured. It can't always be here, but the feeling it gives us can last the whole year. [zooms in on the teddy bear] Now, this gift holds a story both wondrous and rare... about a father and son and the love they share. This Christmas, they'll learn before the night's through, if we care for each other our dreams can come true. [the teddy bear contains the story "A Very Goofy Christmas"]
Goofy: Hark, the hairy angels sing Come on, Maxie! At least hum a few bars.
Max: Dad, hurry up!
Goofy: Deck the walls with cows and collies, fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la la
Max: [pointing at his Mickey Mouse watch] The mailman comes at noon, Dad!
Goofy: Hmm. Let's see now. Oh! How about one of them snazzy electrical recliners?
Max: Y-yeah, dad. Whatever.
Goofy: Oh. Don't want to turn into some high-falutin' fancy pants. [Max drags him]
Max: Yeah, yeah. Great, Dad. But Santa won't get our letter if we don't leave... [opens the door and watches as the mail van leaves] NOW!
Max: [Gasps]
Goofy: WOW!
- [Horn Honking]
Max: AAAH!
Max: Hold on, Dad! We're takin' a shortcut.
Goofy: Maybe we ought to slow her down 'fore we break the sound barrier!
Max: What?!
Goofy: We're headed straight for the mall!
Max: Great idea!
Goofy: WHOA!
[Everyone Gasping]
Max: Low Bridge!
Goofy: Really? Where? Ow!
Goofy: Go on ahead and stop the mailman son! I'll be right behind ya! Don't worry! I won't let ya down! [Yelping]
[Clattering]
[Woman Screaming]
Max: 'Scuse Me!
[Screams]
Goofy: Oops. Pardon me, Ma'am! Didn't mean to get fresh! [Chuckles]
[Wind Whistling]
Max: Wait! Wait!
Goofy: [Grunts]
Man: Hey! There's a madman on the ornament!
Shoppers: There he goes! What is he doing?
Shoppers: [Shouting]
Man: Come on!
Goofy: [Grunts]
Shoppers: [Gasp] [Cheering] [Screaming]
Goofy: Oops. Sorry.
All: [Screaming]
Max: Wait! Stop! You have to mail our letter to Santa!
Mailman: Hey Get out of the road kid!
[Shoppers Chattering]
Goofy: WHOA! OW! WHOA! AHH! WHOA! WOW! YEOW! WHOOOOOOOA! WOW!
Girl Do you have anything bigger? I have an empty space right here.
Girl: Ooh! I'll take it!
Goofy: Whew. YEOW! YAHOO-HOO-HOO!
Max: But my dad's gonna be here any minute! Honest!
Mailman: Sorry kid. Gotta go.
Goofy: Whoa! [Panting] [Slurps]
Goofy: Special delivery for the North Pole.
Max: Aww man.
Max: You really think Santa will get the letter in time?
Goofy: Sure as I'm standin' here. YEOW! Slippery.
Max: I gotta get it. I just gotta. My very own, One of a Kind, Carbon-Fiber, Torque-Rod, Snappy-Flex, Tip-to-Tail, Rail-to-Rail, Wooden Core, Twin-Directional Snowboard!
Goofy: Whew. That's a mouthful
Max: With adjustable forward-lean, high-backed, skid-plate, scooper-toe, step-in bindings!
Goofy: Look at this. All nice and neat and ready for ol' Santy.
[Engine Revving High]
Pete: [Grunting]
Goofy: Merry Christmas Eve Pete!
Pete: Why, if it ain't the goofmaster himself.
Goofy: Say we got us some more work to do Max, or Santy's never gonna find our chimney--[falls through the snow chimney]-EEE-HEE-HEE-HOOEY!
Pete: [Laughs] Ain't that quaint. The Goofbrain thinks there's a Santy claus.
Max: There isn't?
Pete: [Laughs] Like father, like Goof. Kid's got the Goof gene coursin' through his bloodstream.
Max: There is to a Santa!
Pete: Oh, Now son. Come here. See, it's an urbane myth, like that uh, Locked Mess Monstrosity... and the fella that brings the sweepstakes see? Well, think of it: An old guy in a red suit, crusin' the whole entire world in one night. Usin' reindeer what fly? Why it's practically impossible! Look kid. I've been around see? Been to all the foreign lands, Brooklyn included. And I never seen-- Nor met a soul who's seen-- This Santy claus fella.
Goofy: Look, Maxie! I found the front door!
Pete: So long neighbors. Have a very merry Christmas. [Laughs] Oh! And a happy new year.
Goofy: Doh, Doh, Doh, Doh Cows and Collies Di, Di, Di, Di, Doo, Doo Hey! How about givin' your old man a hand? What is it Maxie? Why you look like Santy claus... Put a lump of coal in your stockin'.
Max: I heard there isn't any Santa Claus.
Goofy: Oh, Who went and told you a silly thing like that?
Max: Mr. Pete.
Goofy: Oh, that figures. Son, of course there's a Santy! Otherwise we'd have a lot out-of-work elves runnin' around.
Max: Y-You think?
Goofy: Think? Heck, I'm sure! You take it from me, som. Have I ever been wrong?
Max: Well--
Goofy: Why, Even a broken clock... is right two or three times a day. And this time, I’m right! Believe me. Santa won't let you down.
Max: Do you really think he'll come?
Goofy: Why, as sure as pigs fly!
Max: Hey dad. What'd you ask for from Santa?
Goofy: Oh, you know, uh, just the usual.
Max: What's that?
Goofy: [Whispering] It's a surprise. [In Normal Voice] Now, plug her in and let the joy of Christmas shine!
[Max plugs in the tree, and the lightbulbs all start popping one by one. Both dogs look in confusion. The popping spirals around the tree, then it pops all around Goofy so much, that Goofy gets electrocuted.]
Goofy: WH-O-O-O-OA! Whew. Now' that'll put the spirit of Christmas in ya.
[Giggling] [Laughing]
Max: 'Course There's a Santa.
Goofy's Voice: Believe me, Santa won't let ya down.
Pete: An Old guy in a red suit, crusin' the whole, entire world in one night? Usin' reindeer what fly? Why, it's practically impossible! [Echoing] Impossible! Impossible!
Goody: Hiya Maxie! Wanna help?
Max: Did you know that there are over two billion children in the world?
Goofy: Hmm. No wonder I keep trippin' over roller skates.
Max: That means Santa would have to make like 800 visits a second. Not including bathroom breaks.
Goofy: Well, I guess ol' Santy's been at it so long, he figured out all the shortcuts.
Goofy: [Grunts]
Goofy: [Laughs] Looks like it's gonna be white Christmas after all!
Max: Dad! This is serious!
Goofy: Oh, I know, son but-- [Sniffing] Gosh, Somethin' sure smells might tasty!
Goofy: YEOW! OOH! OOOH! AAH! AAH!
Max: But how can a reindeer fly?
Goofy: Oh, That's easy. It's those antlers. They, uh-- Well you know, with the wind and all-- That there creates lift, and uh--
Goofy: HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT! HOT! HOT!
Max: Still, It's a lot of work for one guy.
Goofy: And that's why we leave him those cookies. For a quick pick-me-up-up-[slips on the Turkey on the floor] WOAH!
Max: But it just doesn't quite make sense, dad.
Goofy (muffled): Hmm, Chestnuts.
Goofy: [Humming]
Max: Where are you going dad?
Goofy: Goin' to share this joy of Christmas with those...a little less fortunate.
Max: Well shouldn't Santa be doing this?
Goofy: Oh, Santy's on a very tight schedule this time of year, so we're givin' him a helpin' hand.
Goofy: WH-O-O-O-OA! [Laughs] Looks like I might need one too.
[Kids Laughing]
Girl: Vroom, Vroom!
Girl: Hey. Wanna play toy carses? I only gots two, but you can have one. Santa gave me this one last year. This year I hope he's gonna give me another one.
Max: You know kid, I ain't so such there is such a thing as--
Goofy: Christmas Eve dinner is served!
Goofy: YEOW! OHH! OHH! OHH!
All: [Gasps] Oh no! Oh my!
Goofy: OOH! WOW.
All: [Giggling]
Goofy: OH!
All: [Laughing] Mr. Goofy, That's INCREDIBLE! That was like magic!
Goofy: Gosh [Chuckles] Christmas Magic.
Mom: Thank you so much.
Dad: with things bein' so tight this year-- Well, without out, we woundn't have--
Goofy: Aw, son's mention it. You'd do the same for me.
Max: But have you ever really actually seen Santa?
Girl: He's got a big white beard.
Max: Buy have you ever actually seen him in person?
Max: Where?!
Goofy (voicing Santa Claus): HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Girl: Santa!
Max: Santa?
[Kids Laughing]
Max: SANTA! Did you get my letter?
All: IT'S SANTA!
Goofy (voicing Santa Claus): Who wants to be the first to sit on Santy's lap?
All: Me, me, me! here! Santa me! Santa me! Pick me!
Max: I'm so glad you came! Wow! I almost didn't believe anymore. But now... Whew. Everything's... Okay. so... I want my very own One of a Kind Carbon-Fiber, Torque-Rod, Snappy-Flex, Tip-to-Tail, Rail-to-Rail, Twin-Directional Snowboard! Uh... Please.
[a baby giggles as she grabs Goofy's Santa hat attached to his Santa beard also. Both come off]
Max: Dad?!
Goofy: Oh.
Max: You tricked me! [feeling betrayed by his own father, Max runs away]
Max: How could you?!
Goofy: Uh, Ho, Ho! Santy's got a little problem with one of his elves but... He'll be right back!
[Max slams the door. Goody runs into it and falls as the pillow under his shirt explodes sending feathers falling all over him. Later, Max is sulking back home]
Goofy: Gosh, Maxie, I'm really sorry. I was just tryin' to make those kids happy. 'Member the old goof tradition of eatin's one of Santy's cookies 'fore bedtime?
Max: What's the point?
Goofy: and 'Member how we always open just one present on Christmas Eve?
Goofy (voicing Stuffed Bear): Hiya Maxie!
Goofy: Why, Looky here. It's your ol' stuffed Bear. 'Member what you named him?
Max: Old stuffed Bear.
Goofy: 'Member who gave him to ya?
Max: Yeah. Santa. But that's when I was little.
Goofy (voicing Stuffed Bear): Oh, you better watch out you better not cry you better not pout I'm a-tellin' you why Santy claus is coming to town
Max: No, He's not!
Goofy (voicing Stuffed Bear): Trust me, Max, You just gotta believe. Santy's real.
Max: No, He's not. (tugs on the Stuffed Bear's arm)
Goofy: Yes, He is.
Max: No, He's not!
(Max tugs harder on the Stuffed Bear's arm and it rips off which sends them flying backwards and crashed)
Goofy: I promise.
Max: Then Prove it.
Goofy: When Santy shows up, We'll be right here to greet him. And then I’ll snap a lot of him so you'll always have the photygraphic evidence.
Max: [Scoffs] Yeah. You don't fall off the roof first.
Goofy: Oh, I won't fall off the roof Maxie. You just watch.
[Jingle Bells Jingling]
Goofy: Santy claus is coming to town!
Goofy: OH! BRIGHT!
Goofy: WH-WHOA! OH!
Max: Told you you'd fall off the roof.
Goofy: I didn't fall off the roof. Oh! Where's Santy? I didn't miss him, Did I?
Max: Nope.
Goofy: Then where is he?!
Max: I don't know about you, but I'm cold and tired. And Santa Claus is not coming.
Goofy: [Sneezing]
Max: Why doesn't he just grow up and face the facts?
Max: Don't... Forget... Max. Aw, Dad.
Goofy: Max! Wake up! Look, Son! [Gasps] Look! It's Him! It really is! Do ya see him Maxie? Do ya? Huh? Huh? Do ya? Yoo-Hoo! Santy! Over here! Oh, I almost forgot. Smile, Santy!
Max: Dad, The lens cap!
Goofy: Oops! I'll get it right this time for sure.
[Siren Wailing]
[Helicopters Blades Whirring]
Policeman: Come down from the roof with your hands up. We have you surrounded.
Pete: What in the name of Pete is goin' on here for Pete's sake?!
Goofy: Maybe he's running a little late?
Goofy: Wh-O-Oa!
Max: Dad! Dad! A-Are you Okay?
Goofy: You were right about everything. I even fell off the roof.
Max: Hey dad, It's okay. Santa didn't show. No biggie. W-W-Well, since he's not comin', at least we can eat all his cookies.
Goofy: I'm not hungry.
Max: Hey dad. Here's something from me! Open her up.
Goofy: Maybe later.
Max (voicing Stuffed Bear): Oh, You better watch out you better not cry you better not pout I'm tellin' you why 'cause Santa Claus is coming to town
Goofy: [Sighs]
[Clattering]
Goofy: Max? [Gasps] Burglars!
Max: WH-O-O-OA!
Goofy: S-S-S-Santy!
Max (voicing Santa Claus): Ho, Ho-- [Clears Throat] Er, Ho. [Deep Voice] Merry Christmas!
Goofy: Santy! I'm so happy you came! [Gasps] Gosh. I Houghton You'd be taller. And ya look trimmer than ya do in your pictures.
Max (voicing Santa Claus): Oh, Well, Uh, You know. A camera adds 50 pounds.
Goofy: Oh, Ya, have to meet my boy Maxie!
Max (voicing Santa Claus): Oh, Uh, Yeah. I'd love to, but I gotta get goin'. Two billion kids 823 a second.
Max (voicing Santa Claus): Very tight schedule.
Goofy: Wait Santy! He's around here somewheres.
Goofy: Wait! Santy! Santy! Maxie?
Max: H-Hi Dad.
Goofy: Wh-What are you doing dressed up like Santy Claus?
Max: I just wanted to make you happy, like you did for our neighbors.
Goofy: Oh, Maxie, I might have let ya down, but you sure didn't let me down.
[Jingle Bells Jingling]
Goofy: C-Could it be? Do you think? Gosh, It looks like-- Santa Claus!
Max: Santa Claus? I believe it is.
Max: Wow! My Very Own, One of a Kind, Carbon-Fiver, Torque-Rod, Snappy-Flex, Tip-to-Tail, Rail-to-Rail, Wood Core, Torsionally Stuff, Twin-Directional Snowboard! Thanks Santa.
Pete: What's all the commotion out here? If it's another robber I'm going to get... him-- Ooh Santa?!, Well Uh, Hey! Hey Santa! I believed in ya all along! For real and for true! So, Where are my presents?!
Santa: Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas!
Pete: But what about my squirty gun and my yo-yo?! (angry) Ah, I know you can hear me!
Max: Santa didn't forget your gift, Did he?
Goofy: Every year, I ask for the same gift, and every year I get it.
Max: What is it?
Goofy: - Your happiness
Max: Uh oh.
Goofy: Wh-What is it, son?
Max: [Chuckles] Got you the same thing.
Max: Merry Christmas dad.
Goofy: Merry Christmas Max.
Goofy: Where are ya goin'?
Max: I'm gonna go share my new present with little jimmy next door.
Goofy: That's my boy.
[Both Laughing]
Narrator: So Christmas is found in the way that we live... Not what we receive, but what we can give. Now the last present here may seem rather small, Not fancy or flashy, or special at all. But this gift can be given by the rich or the poor. It's the gift of the heart, and it means so much more.
Man: Thanks Joe! Merry Christmas!
Man 2: Merry Christmas George. You workin' tonight?
Man 3: Not tonight! It’s Christmas Eve!
[Harmonica Plays Jingle Bells]
[Continues]
Pluto: [Barking]
Mickey Mouse: There it is, Pluto. The perfect gift to go with Minnie's watch. [Sighs] My Minnie.
Mickey Mouse: They close at 5:00? Well, I'm a little short right now, But uh-- But you and I are gonna make lots of tips today. Aren't we, Fella?
Pluto: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! [Panting]
Mickey Mouse: We'll stop by right after work and pick it up. Come on. Let's get this tree over to Minnie's.
Pluto: [Barking]
[Deck The Halls]
Minnie Mouse: Oh, Figaro, There's nothing but bills!
Figaro: [Meows]
Minnie Mouse: How am I ever going to afford to get Mickey a present?
[Deck the Halls]
[Ends]
Minnie Mouse: Aw Mickey! [Giggles] When you play your harmonica, my heart sings! You know, An instrument like that deserves a special case.
Mickey Mouse: Oh Yeah. Someday--
Minnie Mouse: Come on into the kitchen. Breakfast is almost ready.
Mickey Mouse: You sure I'm not eating you out of house and home?
Minnie Mouse: Course not, Silly. I have plenty.
Minnie Mouse: TA-DA
Mickey Mouse: Aw, For me?
Minnie Mouse: Uh-huh. [Giggles]
Mickey Mouse: You wouldn't have time, Would you Minnie?
Minnie Mouse: Well, L-Let's see. It's uh
Mickey Mouse: Gosh. Sure is a beautiful watch!
Minnie Mouse: [Sighs] My one heirloom.
Mickey Mouse: I'll bet it'd look real nice... with a gold chain around your neck.
Minnie Mouse: Aw, Mickey. Oh, my goodness! I've gotta go to work!
Mickey Mouse: Madam, your sleigh awaits!
Pluto: [Panting]
Minnie Mouse: Oh! How wonderful!
Pluto: [Neighs Like a Horse]
Mickey Mouse: Giddyap, Pluto!
[Swing Orchestra: Jingle Bells]
[Giggles, Makes Kissing Sound]
Minnie Mouse: See you tonight.
Mickey Mouse: Come on Pluto you got work to do.
Pluto: [Barking]
Pete (Voice on Loudspeaker): Welcome to Crazy Pete's Tree Lot! Hurry, folks. There's one more day till Christmas! Easy credit, No money down! [Laughing]
Pete: He-Hey! This stuff works pretty good!
Mickey Mouse: Merry Christmas Mr. Crazy Pete.
Pete: Ah, Merry Schmerry. I'll be merry when I've sold all those ten footers!
Pete: Why are you standing there with your face hanging out?
Pete: Get to work!
Mickey Mouse: [Chuckles] Okay, fella. You know what to do. Shake a leg!
Pete (on Loudspeaker): Quit slackin' off there! There's a customer waitin'!
Ma'am: Oh, do be careful of the paint,
Mickey Mouse: Yes Ma'am!
Ma'am: Such a nice young man. Here's a little something for you.
Mickey Mouse: Gosh, I don't expect anything. I'm just glad to help. Oh boy! Thank you Ma'am! Thank you! Hot dog! Looks like I may be able to get Minnie that chain for her watch.
Pluto: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Man: Uh, We'd like to buy a tree
Pete: Did I hear you folks are lookin' for a tree? Boy, oh, boy! Is this your lucky day! [Chortling]
Pete: This here's what you folks need. Teen feet of towerin' Nova Scotia pine.
Boy: Wow. It's bigger than our house.
Woman: Well, It's a little... more than we need.
Pete: Well Missus, I gotta be honest with ya. This is all I got left on the lot! The others have been reservated in advance.
Pete: You don't want these kids... goin' without a tree, now, do ya?
Girl: [Coughing] We are gonna get a tree, aren't we, daddy?
Man: Um, This is all we have.
Pete: Well, That'll be just fine-- [Chuckles] ...for a down payment. I'll set up with a nice installment plan. All's ya gotta do is sign here!
[Children Giggling]
Both: We're gonna get a tree we're gonna get a tree
Pete: Get your foot off the brake, Pops, the kids are waitin'
Mickey Mouse: Hey! How about this tree? I, uh, I found it out back. It hasn't been reservated. [Gulps]
Both: Wow!
Boy: It's beautiful. WOW! Wo-ow! It's perfect!
Man: [fives clipboard to Pete] We'll take it. [Pete groans with rage as he snaps the clipboard in half.]
[Groaning, Angry Mumbling]
All: Merry Christmas! And thank you again.
Girl: Thanks a lot!
Mickey Mouse: Merry Christmas!
Mickey Mouse: [Pete walks up angry behind Mickey] So long! Merry... [Pete growling] ...Christmas.
Pete: I HAD THEM ON THE HOOK FOR A TEN FOOT TREE! I'm takin' what I would have made off of that tree OUT OF YOUR PAY!
Mickey Mouse: But I
Pluto: [Barking, Yelping]
Pete: [fires Mickey by throwing him along with Pluto out of his lot] NOW GET OFF OF MY LOT!
Pete: Hmph. Chumps. [He accidentally sticks his still-lit cigar and money in his rear pocket. A glowing red tint appears on his backside] [Sniffing] Hmm. Somebody's burning their ham. [his eyes wide] Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ooh! [jumps around on his burning butt] Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! [he runs into a bunch of cans] OH! A LITTLE WARM! THAT'S HOT! [He gets a glue stuck on his head and struggles to get it unstuck from his head] Come off! [The bucket stuck to his head butt explodes, Sending Pete flying into the sky like a firework rocket.] [Screaming] IIINCOMIIIIIIIING! [He crash-lands into the snow as flames catch onto Pete's trees. He gets up from the snow and silently screams at the sight of his tall trees on fire. The fire engines arrive at his burning tree lot.]
Pete: Not my ten footers! (Crying)
(Fire trucks arrived)
(Man on Loudspeaker): Attention, Holiday Shoppers! Don't Forget to bring all your last minute purchases to our gift-wrapping department.
Daisy Duck: [Sighs] I've never seen it so busy.
Daisy Duck: Wow, Minnie, Who made you Santa's number-one helper?
Minnie Mouse: Oh, I really want to get Mickey something special this year. Without that Christmas bonus, I sunk!
[Phone Rings]
Daisy Duck: Hello? Okey-Dokey.
[Gibberish]
Daisy Duck: Bye. Mr. Mortimer wants to see you in his office right away.
Minnie Mouse: [Gasps] Oh, My Christmas bonus!
Mortimer Mouse: Ginnie!
Minnie Mouse: Uh, That's Minnie.
Mortimer Mouse: Right. I've been making a list and checking it twice, and I found that you have been Santa's best little helper this season! Your hard work is about to be rewarded. Close your eyes and hold on your hands.
Minnie Mouse: Oh, Mr. Mortimer, I can't thank you enough.
Mortimer Mouse: Yes, I know. Now don't interrupt. Penny--
Minnie Mouse: That's Minnie,
Mortimer Mouse: Whatever. On behalf of Mortimer's department store, it gives great pleasure to present with your... Christmas bonus!
Minnie Mouse: Oh!
[Thuds]
Minnie Mouse: A fruitcake?
Mortimer Mouse: No need to thank me. The expression on your face is thanks enough. [Chuckles] and now, scoot along. Back to the gift-wrapping department, where you belong. Oh, and uh, Winnie. Merry Christmas!
Minnie Mouse: Oh, Mickey. How am I ever going to get your present now?
Mickey Mouse: There's just gotta be a way to get Minnie's present by 5:00.
[Harmonica, Gloria]
Mickey Mouse: You got any ideas, fella?
Mickey Mouse: Don't worry boy. We'll come up with something. We just gotta.
[Joy to the World]
Pluto: [Whimpering]
Man: Do you think the band will ever show up?
Woman: I don't know. They're puttin' out a fire at the crazy Pete tree lot. Just went up like a Roman candle.
Man: Uh, chief? Looks like the toy drive's a big fat bust.
[Harmonica]
Chief: Oh, Whoa-Whoa-Whoa-Whoa. Listen!
[Continues]
Chief: That Music. [Gasps] Come on!
[Jazzed-Up Jingle Bells]
Mickey Mouse: Gee, Uh, Where we goin', fellas?
Chief: A concert in the park.
Chief: Oh look, bub. We're desperate. We need music for the toy drive and you're our only hope!
Mickey Mouse: I don't have time chief. I gotta get a gift for my girl.
Chief: Look, Pally, Don't do it for us. Do it for the kids.
Mickey Mouse: But I--
Chief: Look, son. To these kids. The only difference between a broken heart and a smile... is you!
Chief: You're on! Break a leg pal.
Mickey Mouse: Look, I'm really sorry, but I can't stay. I got some Christmas shopping to do, you know and uh--
Mickey Mouse: Gosh.
[Jingle Bells]
[Continues]
[Continues]
[Trombone]
[Clarinet]
[Dixieland: Jingle Bells]
Chief: The band is back!
Man: Mist have been a hot one at Crazy Pete's.
[Applause]
Mickey Mouse: Whoop. Guess I'll be showing up at Minnie's empty-handed.
Chief: That was terrific! Ha! Thanks to you, this was our best toy drive ever! You and that harmonica sure make a great team.
Mickey Mouse: Yup. She's worth her weight in gold all right! [Chuckles]
Mickey Mouse: Holy Cow! That's it! We've still have two minutes to get to the shop! Come on Pluto!
Pluto: [Barking]
Chief: Good-bye!
Man: Thanks again!
Woman: Merry Christmas!
[Yawns]
Mickey Mouse: Sorry!
Mickey Mouse (muffled): Hey! What's going on?!
[Truck Horn Blasts]
Mickey Mouse: WHA--
Mickey Mouse: This is our stop!
Mickey Mouse: [Grunts]
Mickey Mouse: Ah-ha look! There's the shop.
[Shop Door Creaks, Bell Rings]
Mickey Mouse: Oh, Excuse Me, Sir. I was just hoping to trade this for a gift for my girl.
Man: Well sorry, son. That harmonica isn't worth much. Well Merry Christmas.
Mickey Mouse: You're worth a lot to me old friend.
[Oh, Little options of Bethlehem]
Pluto: [Howling]
[Continues]
Pluto: [Moaning]
Man: Say, uh, maybe that harmonica is worth something after all. C-C-Come on in. Come on in.
Pluto: [Barking, Panting]
Figaro: [Meowing]
Mickey Mouse: Can't wait to open your present, can you boy? [Chuckles] I know just how you feel.
Pluto: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Minnie Mouse: Oh! I love Christmas so much! Say, uh, Mickey, why don't you play some music?
Mickey Mouse: [Chuckles Uncomfortably] I-Isn't it time we were opening our presents? And, uh, speaking of time-- What time is it?
Minnie Mouse: Well, I, um, I think it's time for you to open your gift.
Mickey Mouse: Oh. A case for my harmonica.
Minnie Mouse: Oh my, a chain for my watch. Oh Mickey It's beautiful. But I traded my watch to get that case for you.
Mickey Mouse: and I traded for my harmonica to get a chain for your watch.
Minnie Mouse: Oh Mickey! I can't believe you gave up what means the most to you... for me.
Mickey Mouse: Oh, Minnie. You're all the music I'll ever need.
Figaro: [Meowing, Yawning]
Minnie Mouse: Merry Christmas Mickey.
Mickey Mouse: Merry Christmas Minnie.
Minnie Mouse: Want some fruitcake? [Giggles]
Narrator: A gift from the heart is cherished and true. A present is best... when love's given too. So, in the end, it's love that's the reason... that Christmas is more than a gift-giving season, it's a time with our loved ones to show that we care, when families and neighbors come together to share. So this Christmas season, let us all do our parts, to Christmas spirit alive in our hearts.
What fun it is to ride and sing and sleighing song tonight
Woof!
Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle All the Way
[Howls]
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
Hey Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle All the Way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
[Chorus] One-Horse Open Sleigh
One-Horse Open Sleigh
One-Horse Open Ah, ah, ah, ah
[Singing Scales]
Deck the Halls with boughts and holly
Fa-la-la la-la, la-la, la la
Tis the season to be jolly Fa-la-la la-la-la, la la la
Don we now our gay apparel Fa-la-la la-la-la la la la
Troll the ancient Yuletide carol
Fa-la-la la la la, la-la la la
Fa-la-la la la la, la-la la la
[Guffaws]
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year
Good tidings we bring to you and your kin
We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
and a hap-py
new year
Deck the halls with boughts of holly
Fa-la-la la la
Those jingle jingle bells
Deck the halls
with boughts of holly
Deck the halls
with boughts of holly
Fa-La-La
La, La
Tis the Season
We wish you a merry Christmas
Tis the season
We wish you a merry Christmas
Deck the halls with boughts of holly
Fa-la-la, la-la-,a
Tis the season to be jolly
Fa-la-la, la-la-la
Don we now our gay apparel
Fa-la-la
Fa-la-la, la-la
Fa-la-la
Fa-la-la, la-la
Troll the ancient Yuletide carol
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la
Everybody sing the Yuletide carol
Fa-la-la, la-la-la
Fa-la-la, la-la-la-la
Yeah
Everybody sing the Yuletide carol
Fa-la-la la-la-la
Fa-la-la-la, la-la-la
Yeah
Very merry Christmas
Very merry Christmas
See the blazing Yule before us
Fa-la-la, la-la-la
La-la, La-la, La-la
Strike the harp and join the chorus yeah
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la
Follow us in merry measure
Fa-la-la
La-la-la
La, la, la, la
Deck the halls with boughts of holly
We wish you a merry Christmas
Tis the season to be jolly
We wish you a merry Christmas
Merry, Merry Christmas
Yeah Yeah
Merry, Merry Christmas
La-la-la La-la-la-la
Merry, Merry Christmas
Fa-la-la-la-la
Fa-la-la-la-la
Fa-la-la-la-la
Merry Merry Christmas
Fa-la-la-la-la
Fa-la-la, la-la-la-la
Jingle Jangle
Santa's got a brand new bag
Fa-la-la, la-la-la-la
Merry Merry Christmas