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Hey, wait for me!

Hold the boat!

I'm coming!

Noah! Mr. The Ark! I'm here.

Barely made it. I thought

you were gonna leave without...

Gee, Mr. Noah, sir...

...I'm gonna come too.

What are you, anyway?

Good question.

Now, technically speaking...

...let's say, put me down

as a "whatever."

What do you mean?

What is your species?

I don't know.

I guess there's only one of me.

Then you are doomed!

Wait. Wait!

Yes, sir?

You may need this.

But, but, but...

No! No! No!

I don't wanna be alone!

No, I don't wanna be alone.

No, no, no!

I don't wanna be alone!

You're not alone.

Who said that?

Gee, I don't know. Maybe it's the rat

who's hanging out of the window!

Rizzo?

No, it's Santa,

but I forgot my reindeer.

- I'm sorry, Rizzo.

- Yeah, right.

Boy.

I had that weird dream again.

Oh, yeah? The one with the goat and

the dwarf and the jar of peanut butter?

No, it was the one where...

Forget it. You wouldn't understand.

I'd understand.

Come on, we're roommates.

Hey, hey, hey.

I'm here for you, man.

Okay. It's the one where

I'm talking to this Noah guy...

...and he won't let me on his boat

because I'm all...

...alone.

Good night, Rizzo.

Gonzo: Are you there? Rizzooooooooo!!!!!!!!

What is he doin' up there?

This breakfast cereal told him to sit on the roof.

Ooooo! Talk about whole grain and nuts! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Aaaaaah!

Huh? Cool.

The cosmic fish has spoken to me! I'm from outer spa-ha-ace!

Oh, that's great pepe are you in ore out.

sorry.

i'm an alien! what are you think you're an tap dancin' babrecue again? no no rizzo. i'm just fine.

Aaaaaaah!!!! Aaah! My cards! Oh, no! No, no!

Miss Piggy: [to the agents taking Gonzo and Rizzo away] Hey, studmuffin, hold it!

Agent Barker: [to the other agent] I'll deal with her.

Miss Piggy: [sarcastically] Oh, ha-ha you'll deal with moi? Look, chumpo, I'm just trying to get a story okay.

Agent Barker: How about this story? It's about a big bad wolf and a little pig.

Miss Piggy: No, that's three pigs okay.

Agent Barker: [menacingly] Not in this version.

Miss Piggy: [frowns] Hey, Wait a minute, you're not part of an alien-protection agency! Who are you? Where are you taking Gonzo?! [He grabs her arm] hey! [A stand off between

Miss Piggy and Agent Barker] Hi-yah!

Agent Barker: I'm impressed! [Knocks down a standing post] Black belt, third degree.

Miss Piggy: Hi-yah! [Knocks down wooden stand] Platinum belt, with an unlimited line of credit.

Agent Barker: [grins] I like this party![then hangs up his coat and pulls out his ear piece]

Miss Piggy: Oh, ahh, tough guy, tough guy, ha-ha!! Come on, show me, show me! Oh, look, Cindy Crawford.

Agent Barker: Huh?[he looks away]

Miss Piggy: Hi-yah! [She hits him in the stomach] ha-ha-ha!

Agent Barker: [chuckles] Where have you been all my life?

Miss Piggy: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!! [They start dancing around until Agent Barker punches her in the face] Is that all you got?! [Miss Piggy keeps saying it after each punch in the face until shortly she’s about to be knocked out after being hit four times] Is that all you gaaaahhhh [she starts to fall towards Agent Barker and he grabs her in a headlock and gives her a noogie] Not the noogie!!! HI!!!! [She punches him in the crotch and then he lets her go] Eh! [she pulls out of his arm] Agent Barker: Ooh! [He falls on his knees] Oooooooooooooooh! [He tumbles to the ground] Miss Piggy: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! MAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we're live in five four three two...

miss piggy: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Fozzie: hey look. it's miss piggy's new show.

miss piggy: * aaaaaahhhh!!!! ****

Have a nice time. Oh I like your tie thanks. So long. Bye, bye. Bye-bye! Ha, ha, ha. What a handsome family. Ow. ow. ow. We couldn't turn the door knobw. yeah. who needs door knowb.s don't ah ah ah ah ah ah. ah . ah

very nice. ha ha ha ha ha. I go now? Fine go ahead go animals. call me. animal cll here. animal let's go to here.

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