Cashier: Small fry, and here's your toy.
Bonnie: A Zurg belt buckle? Can I get a Buzz Lightyear instead?
Cashier: We're all out of Buzzes.
Bonnie’s Mom: Well, can she have that one?
Cashier: I'm sorry, those are for display only.
Bonnie’s Mom: Thanks anyways. Come on, Bonnie.
Mini Buzz: See? I told you we're never gonna get played with.
Mini Zurg: But we're just here to sell chicken.
Bonnie: (offscreen) All right! Ball pit!
Mini Buzz: Hey, hey, wait a minute.
Bonnie: Splash!
Mini Buzz: I think I just found our ticket to playtime. Come on, let's go!
Mini Zurg: I better not. I don't wanna get in trouble with the chicken people.
Mini Buzz: Fine. You stay here with the belt buckle. Me, I'm gonna get played with! See ya, Zurgy!
Mini Zurg: Oh, boy.
Bonnie: Oh, no! Hot lava! Splash!
Bonnie’s Mom: (offscreen) Come on, Bonnie!
Bonnie: Coming!
Rex: I love playtime!
Buzz Lightyear: It's a little unsanitary, but…
Mini Buzz: Playtime’s the best!
Bonnie's Mom: (offscreen) Bonnie, don't forget your toys.
Bonnie: Hi, toys. Bye, toys.
Rex: Hi, everybody! We're home!
Woody: Hey, welcome back! How was Poultry… What smells like chicken fingers?
Mini Buzz: I'm Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace.
Jessie: What happened to Buzz?
Rex: He says the plastic in the ball pit made him shrink!
Mini Buzz: Yeah, yeah, that's right, Tex. Say, when's the playtime start around here?
Woody: All right, where's the real Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear: Blast.
Neptuna: Well, hello! Welcome to the support group for discarded Fun Meal toys. We're just about to begin. T-Bone? Would you find him a seat?
T-Bone: Right this way, sir.
Buzz Lightyear:I think there's been a mistake. You see, I was just left in the ball pit, and I...
Neptuna: Oh, we've all been left in the ball pit of life, haven't we? Yes, Tae-Kwon Doe? You have a question?
Tae-Kwon Doe: What? Oh, I'm sorry, this is just my play feature. Hi-yah!
Neptuna: That's super. Now, why don't we just go around the room and introduce ourselves? My name is Neptuna.
Fun Meal Toys: Hi, Neptuna.
Neptuna: I was from the Mermaid Battle Squadron tie-in. Summer '98. I was thrown away, and that's okay.
T-Bone: I'm T-Bone, leader of the Steak Force. We battled the Vegi-Tanarians for dinner table dominance. Well, I never got played with.
Koala Kopter: G'day. The name's Koala Kopter from the Down-Underables. I got swapped for a Kangaroo Kanoe!
Recycle Ben: My name is Recycle Ben and I got recycled!
Franklin the Eagle: I don't get it. Why don't the kids like me? I'm like history, but on wheels!
Vlad the Engineer: Nobody wanted to board the Vampire Express.
Roxy Boxy: My name is Roxy Boxy. I was recalled because… Sorry.
Nervous Sys-Tim: I mean, who wants to see an accurate depiction of the human nervous system when they're chowing down on a burger!
Pizza Bot: Kid not like Pizza Bot. Pizza Bot sad.
Buzz Lightyear: My name is Buzz.
Fun Meal Toys: Hi, Buzz.
Buzz Lightyear: And I need to go.
T-Bone: Wait, don't run away from your problems, brother.
Buzz Lightyear: Look, I need to get back to my friends.
Neptuna: We're your friends now, Buzz. Look around you. We've all been discarded and we need to stick together. Isn't that right, Super Pirate?
Super Pirate: Yar.
Mini Buzz: (sings) The playtime's coming super soon. Doo-dah, doo-dah.
Rex: Guys, I'm telling you, this is the real Buzz!
Mini Buzz: (sings) Doo-doo-didley-doo-doo-doo. Oh, playtime day.
Woody: Rex, he's like three inches tall.
Hamm: Yeah, but he's a pretty good ice dancer.
Woody: Well, I'm gonna go find out what happened to our friend. Yoo-hoo! Little Buzz guy!
Mini Buzz: (sings) Oh, the playtime day!
Woody: Listen, about this playtime...
Mini Buzz: Playtime? Hey, I'll be the cowboy!
Woody: Hey! Come back here!
Mini Buzz: Get along, little piggy! (slaps his bottom) Hee-haw!
Hamm: Could somebody tackle him, please?
Mini Buzz: (sings) Playtime is your friend!
Hamm: Thank you.
Fun Meal Toys: Even though I have been thrown away, I am not garbage.
Buzz Lightyear: How am I gonna get up there?
Neptuna: All right, everyone, this is a good time for some re-enactment therapy. Let's break into groups of two. And let's have Beef Stewardess...
Beef Stewardess: Moo.
Neptuna: ...with Ghost Burger.
Ghost Burger: Oooo.
Neptuna: Bozu the Ninja Clown with Funky Monk.
Funky Monk: Wassup?
Neptuna: And then Condorman…
Condorman: All right!
Neptuna: …with DJ Blu-Jay. Lizard Wizard? I'm gonna put you with Buzz. Now Buzz, you are a child who has received this toy. Pick him up and play with him.
Buzz Lightyear: Oh, boy. Play, play, play.
Neptuna: Good. Now, to simulate the abandonment, discard him.
Lizard Wizard: What?
Neptuna: And walk over there next to Gary Grappling Hook.
Buzz Lightyear: Gary Grappling Hook?
Gary Grappling Hook: Hey there.
Buzz Lightyear: So, wouldn't it be more devastating if I left the room?
Neptuna: Oh, what a fabulous idea! Thank you, Buzz.
Buzz Lightyear: Gary, do you mind?
Gary Grappling Hook: Yeah, sure, whatever. Whee! Oh, yeah! That was awesome.
Neptuna: Now, how did that make you feel?
Lizard Wizard: Well, let's see now. It made me happy...
Neptuna: Uh-huh.
Lizard Wizard: ...when I was played with, but sad when he left.
Neptuna: Good. Okay, good, hold that thought. We're going to have Buzz come back in now. Buzz?
Gary Grappling Hook: Uh, he left.
Lizard Wizard: (wails) No!
Woody: Okay. To save Buzz, we need to find a way to get inside Poultry Palace.
Mini Buzz: So, I used to work at Poultry Palace. You like honey mustard sauce? Yeah, you do.
Woody: Come on, guys, think. How do we get inside?
Hamm: We could jimmy the lock.
Mr. Pricklepants: Let's act our way in!
Mrs. Potato Head: Oh! We could drive a truck through the front door!
Buzz Lightyear: Or, you could use the drive-through.
Toys: Buzz!
Jessie: You're back!
Buzz Lightyear: So, what do you have to say for yourself, Space Ranger?
Mini Buzz: I've done some things that I'm not proud of. I've spent a lot of playtime thinking I was the prize that came with the meal, but with the help of my sponsor, I know now that the real prize is inside of each and every one of us.
Roxy Boxy: Sorry.
Mini Zurg: (laughs) Oh, that was a good one. Belt Buckle, you crack me up sometimes.