You Don't Mess with the Zohan is a 2008 American political satire comedy film directed by [[Dennis Dugan and produced by Adam Sandler, who also starred in the film. It was the fourth film that included a collaboration of Sandler as actor and Dugan as director. The film revolves around Zohan Dvir (Hebrew: זוהן דביר), an Israeli counterterrorist army commando who fakes his own death in order to pursue his dream of becoming a hairstylist in New York City. The story was written by Adam Sandler, Judd Apatow, and Robert Smigel. It was released on June 6, 2008 in the US and on August 15, 2008 in the UK. The film grossed $201 million worldwide from a $90 million budget.
Plot[]
Zohanele "Zohan" Dvir is an Israeli counter-terrorist commando reputed for his promiscuity and superhuman traits. Despite his success, he is tired of Israel's everlasting conflict; he dreams of leaving the military to become a hairstylist for John Paul Mitchell Systems in the United States, but his parents disapprove of him.
He is tasked with capturing his long-time arch-rival, Fatoush "Phantom" Hakbarah, a Palestinian militant who also possesses superhuman traits. After engaging Phantom in a fight, Zohan fakes his own death and subsequently smuggles himself to New York City. Phantom's supposed success in killing Zohan garners him much fame across the Arab world, leading him to open the "Phantom Muchentuchen" restaurant chain.
After arriving, Zohan immediately seeks a job at the local Paul Mitchell salon, but is turned down. Later, Zohan witnesses a traffic collision involving two motorists and a cyclist named Michael. One of the motorists starts bullying Michael and yells anti-Arab slurs at Zohan, who promptly beats him up. Michael subsequently befriends Zohan and takes him to his apartment, where he lives with his mother Gail.
Zohan encounters a fellow Israeli immigrant, Oori. He recognizes Zohan and vows to keep his true identity a secret before bringing him to an area in Lower Manhattan predominantly populated by other Middle Eastern immigrants, including Israeli Americans and Palestinian Americans.
At Oori's suggestion, Zohan attempts to secure a job at the struggling salon of a Palestinian woman named Dalia. Because he lacks experience, she only allows Zohan to sweep the salon's floors and he will not receive any pay because her salon is facing financial difficulties. When a stylist unexpectedly quits, one of the customers asks Zohan to cut her hair, and he accepts. Zohan's reputation rapidly spreads, causing Dalia's business to prosper. Dalia makes her rent payments in full, upsetting a corporate businessman, Grant Walbridge, who has been trying to buy out all the local tenants to build a mall.
Zohan is identified by a Palestinian-American taxi driver, Salim, who recognizes him. He meets with his friends Hamdi and Nasi, convincing them to help him kill Zohan. After unsuccessfully attempting to contact Hezbollah, Salim contacts Phantom in Amman, Jordan. He threatens to publicly disclose the truth about Zohan being alive, but Phantom makes a deal with him and prepares to find Zohan himself.
Meanwhile, Zohan has fallen in love with Dalia, but she rejects Zohan because of his military service. Zohan decides to quit, hoping to keep her safe from any inter-ethnic strife. He later confronts Phantom in a championship Hacky Sack game sponsored by Walbridge. However, the confrontation is cut short when he learns that the Middle Eastern neighborhood is being attacked by unknown assailants.
As their businesses burn, Zohan calms the Israelis and the Palestinians, as both sides are blaming each other for the violence. When Phantom appears, he confronts Zohan, who refuses to fight after being deeply inspired by Dalia's pacifism. Dalia then discloses that she is Phantom's sister and convinces her brother to cooperate with Zohan against the arsonists, who are revealed to be a group of white supremacists on Walbridge's payroll. The Phantom works with Zohan to save the block. The arsonists are defeated, and Walbridge is arrested by the police; however, the overexcited Phantom accidentally destroys all the remaining shops with his superhuman screams.
With the Israelis and Palestinians now working together, the block is rebuilt and transformed into a collectively-owned mall. Zohan and Dalia, having now married, open a beauty salon together. Zohan's parents visit from Israel and approve of his new job and lifestyle.
Cast[]
- Adam Sandler as Zohanele "Zohan" Dvir (Hebrew: זוהן דביר), a superhuman counter-terrorist who aspires to be a stylist and fakes his death to pursue his dream under the alias of "Scrappy Coco".
- John Turturro as Fatoush "Phantom" Hakbarah (Arabic: فتوش حكبرة), a superhuman terrorist and Zohan's rival, who, after Zohan's supposed death, opens a chain of kebab Muchentuchen restaurants named "Phantom Muchentuchen". He aspires to sell shoes.
- Emmanuelle Chriqui as Dalia Hakbarah (Arabic: داليا حكبرة), the owner of a hair salon who becomes Zohan's love interest and is revealed to be Phantom's sister.
- Nick Swardson as Michael Klayman, a tenant who invites Zohan to stay over after he saves him from a disgruntled motorist. He often disagrees with his tactics.
- Lainie Kazan as Gail Klayman, Michael's mom whom Zohan started a sexual relationship with.
- Rob Schneider as Salim Yousfobdal (Arabic: سليم يوسف عبد), a taxi driver who holds a vendetta against Zohan after he stole his goat which Salim presumes is dead. In reality, Zohan took it in as a pet.
- Ido Mosseri as Oori Shulimson (Hebrew: אורי שולמזון), the Israeli owner of the electronics shop "Going Out of Business" (intentionally named such because he believes it would help increase interest from shoppers) who helps Zohan pursue his dream.
- Michael Buffer as Grant Walbridge, a crooked businessman, Lower Manhattan landlord, and proprietor of the Walbridge Hotel who aspires to open a roller coaster mall and tries to force the tenants (Oori, Dalia, etc.) out of the land.
- Charlotte Rae as Mrs. Greenhouse, a woman who goes to Dalia's salon
- Dave Matthews as James T. O'Skanlon, the white supremacist whom Grant Walbridge hires to burn down the Israeli shops.
- Sayed Badreya as Hamdi, Salim's friend and a fellow taxi driver.
- Daoud Heidami as Nasi, Salim's other friend who works at a convenience stand.
- Kevin Nealon as Kevin, the community watch member whom Zohan and Michael worked with.
- Robert Smigel as Yosi, a man who works at "Going Out of Business" where he originally wanted to be a hand model until he got too comfortable at "Going Out of Business".
- Dina Doronne as Mrs. Dvir, Zohan's mother.
- Shelley Berman as Mr. Dvir, Zohan's father.
- John Paul DeJoria as an alternate version of Paul Mitchell. Dejoria was one of the original founders of the Paul Mitchell Salon. In this version, Paul Mitchell is still alive and opened the chain alone.
- Alec Mapa as Claude, a man who works at Dalia's hair salon and gets embarrassed when Zohan tries to give advice to him.
- Ahmed Ahmed as Waleed, a man who works a clothes store on the Israeli street and whom the fellow shop owners say looks "Mexican".
- Ben Wise as Yitzhak, a fellow shop owner.
- Joseph Marshak as Pinchas, a fellow shop owner.
- Guri Weinberg as Aharon, a fellow shop owner.
- Danny A. Abeckaser as Ze'ev, a man who works at "Going Out of Business".
- Ido Ezra as Hassan, a fellow shop owner.
- Mousa Kraish as Bashir, a fellow shop owner.
- Roni Levi as Ephraim, a fellow shop owner.
- Mike Iorio as Bouncer
- Reuven Bar-Yotam as Levi, a fellow shop owner.
- Shulie Cowen as Debbie, Dalia's former stylist who quit for unknown reasons
- Maysoon Zayid as Nadira, Dalia's salon receptionist.
- Helen Siff as Mrs. Skitzer, a customer who goes to Dalia's salon.
- Cynthia Frost as Mrs. Paulson, a customer who goes to Dalia's salon.
- Maria Zambrana as Salim's taxi passenger who gets angered due to the fact that Salim works while he drives.
Cameos[]
- Rick Gifford as Philip, a man who works for Walbridge
- Barry Livingston as Gray "Pancake" Kleibolt, a man who works for Walbridge
- Chris Rock as a taxi driver who first brings Zohan to NYC
- Daniel Browning Smith as a real estate agent
- Tyler Spindel as a doorman
- Dennis Dugan as a homeless man
- Mariah Carey as herself, she sings that National Anthem at the Hackey Sack game.
- John McEnroe as himself
- George Takei as himself, he appears in an apartment that O'Skanlon was shot into.
- Bruce Vilanch as himself, he appears in an apartment that O'Skanlon was shot into.
- Edmund Lyndeck as a pharmacist who sold Salim the Neosporin when he was trying to get liquid nitrogen from him.
- Kevin James as himself (uncredited), he is seen as a celebrity judge at the Hackey Sack game.
- Jackie Sandler as a mom who is in line for the Goat Ride (uncredited)
- Sadie Sandler as a Goat Ride Girl (uncredited)
- Henry Winkler as himself (uncredited), a client of Zohan's first job as a limo driver who ends up being the subject of speeding.
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